croquemonsieur
croquemonsieur
croquemonsieur

Haha! Agreed. He might have misunderstood and gone on some sort of ridiculous tangent about testicles! In my opinion he’s truly the “lovable oaf” of football, and you simply never know what wild thing he’ll say next. +1 to you and I hope you have a great rest of your week!

Ha! You would in fact imagine that he would say something like this, as he’s famously the owner of the similarly-offensive “Washington Redskins”. Well played, sir, and all the internets to you today!

What?

he’s probably got other things to do

yeah, it’s “Pirate Rap” by the Boat Boys

+1

This poster is like a successful extra point kick because, “It’s good”!

no shit, it has been for years.

he got a broken neck by accident though. the move is still completely scripted and there’s no comparison with the Stunner at all.

it’s been fake since Steve Austin retired. no one still watches unless they’re children or massive chumps. where have you been?

I’m just saying the comparison makes no sense.

The Tombstone is fake, sorry. Their head never even touches the mat.

The Rock Bottom was fake so I’m not sure why you would bother trying to argue for it

No shit, it’s the only move that was actually real. I haven’t watched wrestling since he left and it became nothing but fake garbage for kids and morons.

Hmm. You’ve got “kicking someone’s ass” as figurative because it refers to beating someone at a competition, not beating them up, but “literally” kicking someone’s ass would be just kicking them in the ass instead of just “beating them up”. But then how do you differentiate those two “kicking someone’s ass”es if

somehow this is the dumbest, least likely take of all

The big fat players we love like Pablo Sandoval and Prince Fielder are in fact, quite thin.

You’re welcome.

you’re welcome, idiots

Maybe show some actual proof that these other articles exist besides “oh yeah I’m totally going to write about my favorite team too” instead of being insanely condescending?