I feel the same way, but for a different reason - he’s so bad at “defense” on the court, that it’s unlikely he’d be able to “defend” himself in a court of law either!

Yeah, thought that was pretty cool. The more you know!

Funny that you say that; the actual George Washington was famous for crossing a river too - the Delaware during the Revolutionary War. Just kind of a weird coincidence.

Deadspin, baby

Ah, Bill Simmons has done it again.

ah you’re the Objective Guy Who Posts Facts. my mistake

Dude..... no. Just no. There’s such a thing as TOO FAR. I’m still chuckling, but god damn, that is brutal, my friend. I’ve got my coworkers looking at me like I’m crazy laughing at this. We must have the same sick and twisted sense of humor. Reluctant +1 to you you absolute bastard, and all the internets to you.....…

I just.... wow. I seriously don’t know how you guys come up with this stuff. So clever and twisted but so effin’ funny. I can’t stop laughing at this and you definitely owe me a new monitor, sir! +1 you sick, beautiful bastard and you are definitely the winner of ALL the internets!

Holy sh*t my good sir, I spit coffee all over my screen at this one. Seriously cannot believe you went there. A tip of my cap to you, for you win ALL the internets today. +1 you magnificent bastard, and since you’re surely going to hell, I’ll see you there!

no thanks

no thanks

Yeah.... There called “courage” and “Heart”.

Ha, fedoras

Hmm. I know there’s a popular #blacklivesmatter movement, and Karl Marx wrote the Communist Manifesto, and the Marx Brothers were comedians, so I guess combining those things sort of resembles some kind of joke or reference in some way. +1

is half of this post meant to be facetious, because it makes no sense

better at what?

not sure what it means to “deserve” to have accomplished something that you weren’t able to accomplish

Damn. I was really looking forward to the uh, Duke-Albany game.

Agreed. Unfortunately, I bet he wishes he had already won an “athletic cup” too!

Is there another video? Where did you hear anyone say that?

Loomis says Crowell’s post was as “offensive as putting a picture of historical African-American men being hung from a tree in the 60s.”