I would have thought a coach would have a really good, nice office but it turns out it actually sucks ass. Shows what I know.

I can’t respect anyone who eats diarrhea and loves it. I don’t care what you put on it.

I can’t respect anybody who loves to eat diarrhea. I don’t care what you put on it.

I.... I don’t know what to say. If he actually said this, let alone BELIEVES it, that is just too revolting for words. Lord have mercy.

There’s no restaurant in the world that would do this for you. I don’t care how rich you are. Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ. Can you fucking imagine? Someone saying this or even actually DOING it? Jesus.

No way did he say that. Holy fuck. INSANE thing to say.

Not trying to be controversial.

Yes, physically, due to the huge amount of steroids he injected into his body. Don’t mean to offend.

Oh? The Eagles practice, work hard and leave it all on the field just as God and the fans intended. What more can we ask from them? And now we’re to say they “suck”?

I’ve heard of it, yes. I haven’t heard that he has a drug problem but I hope it’s not true.

yes, but now I’m wondering if I shouldn’t have made it. Especially if he’s actually an alcoholic.

yep. sadly, they’re often not able to keep a “chub” (erection) either.

Dude I was literally just thinking about how “Chubb” is sort of another word for “erection” and how fuckin goofy that is. What a name! Glad to see someone else was thinking something similar, based on your joke. +1 to you and we’re both surely going to hell for this one!

Man that’s crazy, I was just thinking about how “Chubb” is like slang for a boner and how you could totally riff on that in a ton of ways. Love it. +1 for you, good sir. Looks like great minds think alike!

You ever notice how funny this guy’s name is? You got “Chubb” which is like an erection, and “Nick” sounds like “dick”. The whole thing is like a dick joke, you just gotta laugh. Hope you guys are having a great Wednesday.

to who?

I wish he’d Marsh less! Hope you guys are having a great Wednesday.

never heard of this guy but it’s too bad one of the other ESPN personalities with opinions i don’t like didn’t die instead. RIP

it’s possible, but pretty embarrassing for him if it isn’t