The Bears practice, work hard and do their best just like any other team. What more can you ask for? And now we’re to say they “suck”?

Ironic that they’d bring on someone whose English is even poorer than Ichiro’s!

323 is the “sex number”

That’s true. Normally you only see anal sex behind bars

Oh? Because I don’t wish for the players to be maimed and disfigured on the field? Think again.

Thanks but I think people will get it without your help.

Ironically, because of the way in which this entire thing was screwed up as if the crew was “stoned” it could be said that they actually did.

Excuse me?

They’re referring to the way players interact with each other on the field when running plays, etc. But it’s kind of ironic that “chemistry” was so important for this game too, but in a different way.

Oh? I suppose the players would disagree with your assessment. Perhaps you didn’t consider such?

Looks like what the real name for the acronym is finally proved to be “National Fool’s League”. Pathetic.

That one was almost “TROUT of the park”! Don’t mean to offend.

he fucked a fish

Damn. I thought it was bad when just one Olympic boxer was arrested for that.

more like the Family Guy system

Our greatest weakness is that we love to “Joke” and have a laugh. That’s how this villain draws you into his trap.

Absolutely pathetic. Drink the entire beer.

I thought it was an absolute delight.

It’s a clever riff on the classic “that’s what she said” format which we know and love, from The Office.

It really seems appropriate that this guy’s name is Ron “Fowler” when you consider how his attitude here seems to make him come off as quite a bit “fouler” than a lot of the other executives and personalities in the league! Hope you guys have a great Friday.