Ha ha! Mine neither.

Bobby they need to approve your ticket request. At the rate things are going, it might be just you in the audience.

Congrats on not screaming today, Bobby!

“Catherine Oxenberg said...‘You don’t want to criticize your children.’”

Got me thinking of Mr. Mxyzptlk from Superman comics.

You’re implying that Megyn is a “beard”? Holy White Jesus In Heaven ...

Megyn Kelly said, “And then the women will provide the dessert.”

Matt Lauer condescended to Megyn Kelly by asking if she knew how to separate egg yolks and whites.

the “self-help” group Nxivm 

The writeups are making her sound more competent. But she’s still creepily cold and robotic, right?

• Bobby Finger wondered whether “dessert” meant “sweet treat” or “a little ackshawn.”

Megyn Kelly quoted HBO’s statement about “zero-tolerance” being their policy and said, “By the way, that’s always the policy. That’s always the policy. No one has, ‘Well, a little bit of harassment’s OK.’...The question is whether it gets enforced meaningfully.”

Matt Lauer to NBC brass: “Stop making me go on that fucking show!”

Who does she get the action onwith? Doug is as heterosexual as Marcus Bachmann.

Remember when Megyn’s mom said “She does kick you under th bus every once in a while.”? https://jezebel.com/megyn-kelly-today-today-she-does-kick-you-under-the-b-1818791993

I love the image of Matt Lauer being told by a (very nervous) intern that he has to appear on this show and actually make delightful conversation with Megyn Kelly. I imagine his dressing room looked like Brian William’s dressing room on 30 Rock pre-Kenneth cleaning after.

“Ackshawn.” Hahahahaaaaa!!! Luv U Bobby:)

That is an unfortunate faced child* who grew up to be an unfortunate faced adult even after plastic surgery.

One of the funnier subplots of the ongoing saga that is Megyn Kelly Today Today is that the Clip of the Day is blocked like 50% of the time. NBC is blacklisting Jez

Isn’t it funny when MEN do WIMMEN’S WERK? OMG IT’S SO FUNNY! THAT PERSON WITH A PENIS IS COOKING!
Fuck....you.