Osama bin Laden was a 9/11 truther?
Interesting.

I feel like being at the top of an extremely evil terrorist organization affords you a slight disconnect with the values and beliefs of those below you. Kinda like that Joel Osteen guy.

Real talk: the fear of the contents of my browser history becoming public knowledge is all that keeps me from becoming the leader of a murderous religious cult.

Ankle porn is a thing!*

The real tragedy is that he was killed before he could play Super Mario Odyssey.

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

They wish they were half that clever.

He liked Antz? What a monster!

Boeing Meets World (Trade Center)

Hey look: A religious nutbag turns out to be a complete hypocrite too. What a su-prise.

Bin Laden For A Penny, Bin Laden For A Compound

Osama’s Bin Files Laden With Porn

I want to see someone make a TV show about OBL’s time at his compound, but, like, as an ‘80s-style sitcom where his wacky neighbor Achmed always comes over and borrows his tools and says zany things. And OBL can’t go outside because the Americans are looking for him, so instead he puts on disguises and has to go to…

The screenshots were all just women with their faces uncovered.

Can Doug just do the show instead?

“Megyn Kelly asked how we can protect people from extremist propaganda.”

• Lauren Bush Lauren told some boring stories about being a child in the white house when her grandfather, Poppy Bush, was president.

I love what Bobby is doing with all this. It has answered most of my burning questions about Meg’s NBC career (it sucks eggs) but what I’d like to know now is, who is watching this?

No questions to Goldie Hawn about plastic surgery, huh? Or when she and Kurt Russell are going to finally get married? Megyn, get with the program.

Um...those aren’t babies.