I have both chronic pain and depression but I’m pretty sure that Bobby is far worse off than I am.

Precisely. I feel like New Megyn is just the fancy cheese on a mouse trap. I don’t need fancy cheese that urgently. I will wait until I go to the store for my fancy cheese. Plus, I’ve seen cartoons.

Hahaha I know, right?

Maybe NBC will feed her to a lion?

Did Kathie Lee’s song make reference to rumors of Frank’s affairs while they were married? The old Megyn might have posed that question. The new Megyn (still smarting from the Jane Fonda question) changes topics.

Hard to be happy when you are depressed.Using as an example of a tautology. My eyes are rolling all the way across the mountains, to the Pacific to that island that those fundamentists sailed to that is sinking under the sea because they were afraid of the rapture or something.

There is one fundamental reason why her show cannot work.

It’s hilarious to me that this isn’t working, so they’re just going to keep fucking that football instead of at least trying something else to get their money’s worth.

Maybe it’s only because I’m reading a book about it, but the Megyn Kelly audience reminds me of the Roman Colosseum crowd.

Imagine Bobby, unable to find joy because of this assignment.

...now that’s a get. Go, gather that tape and turn it into the tip line!!

Probably not for this show. But I work for a studio that teaches pole & I can confirm that there’s a pilot out there where my boss does indeed try to teach her that.

“I like what you’ve done... we’re surrounded by humanity.”

THANKYOU BOBBY.

Bobby Finger said, “This is a fucking mess!”

I look forward to this article every day, if only so I can watch failure from a distance.

Maybe she’ll get OJ Simpson’s phone number and call him.

• Dan Buettner said, “It’s very hard to be happy if you have chronic pain, or are depressed, or watch the wrong morning show.”

Closely followed by “kid scientists and their wacky science far exhibits.”

Can Dr. Phil be far behind?