• Megyn Kelly said she loves Laffy Taffy and called it “spectacular.”

The worst part about the air dryer, imo, is that it takes too long to dry your hands sufficiently with them. You either stand at them like a doofus, rubbing your hands together rapidly in hopes of drying off quickly and leaving, or you suck it up, wipe your hands on the sides of your pants, and open the door to leave…

I am starting to live for these posts. Keep on fighting the good fight, Bobby.

Who did you offend so terribly that you have to watch this show regularly? Are they trying to force you out?

• Hoda said, “Megyn I want your top.”
  

Roker was right!

OMG! I’m a ghost now! We are real!!!!!

You’re never as ready as you wanna be.

Megyn Kelly asked, “What about superstitions, do you have any?” Megyn Kelly said she had some “because of her nana.”

They give tickets away for this on street corners, right?

Did you write this on the way to the ground?

I would just like to thank you for being our Eclipse Glasses so I can experience Megyn Kelly Today without having to look directly at Megyn Kelly.

So do we have an over/under on when the plug gets yanked on this?

• Dr. Phillips said not to use air dryers because they spray bacteria and viruses everywhere.

“More than half of Americans think ghosts are real. What say you, sir?”

I lost some brain cells just reading the synopsis, I sure hope Bobby can file for worker’s comp for the trauma that will surely ensue by watching multiple episodes of this tripe.

If anyone else here is an old, and you remember Adam Sandler’s Cajun Man, that’s a little bit of the stank that MegYn Kelly puts on saying “action”, and it has dampened my plans to masturbate after my husband leaves for work. Thanks for killing my ladyboner, MegYn.

I make that face whenever I see Megyn Kelly.

Never forget: