Andy Lack. And the ax cannot drop too fucking soon.

Botox, likely.

I would like to track down and, yes, I admit it, do violence to the person who first came up with the ghastly neologism “baby bump.” I hate that term. I hate it. I hate it hate it hatehatehate it.

Don’t care much for her outfit today. Also, this site is so much FUN!!!!

Bobby this should qualify you for hazard pay. I can’t even hate watch. This is peak selflessness. No 500 DoK joy here.

Okay everybody CTFD. Everything is fine at NBC/Today. Even tho ratings are in a 24% slide from when Tamron Hall hosted that hour, Megyn Kelly Today, but maybe not Tomorrow, is fine!

What is wrong with her mouth? When they gave her that bad nose job, did they give her Greta Van Susteran’s mouth?

Look to the dogs! They can smell bullshit a mile away.

Why does she always look an alien who’s doing a piss poor job of living in a human suit?

Whichever exec poached Kelly from Fox “News” so Fox’s post-Kelly time slot ratings rose while she has done worse in her NBC time slots than the previous programming, must be wondering when the axe falls and he loses his job. Ker-chunk.

I hope the NBC execs are reading this to realize just what the eff they set in motion and to make plans to stop this horrific abuse of the airwaves. Like immediately. at this point they are likely losing viewers to vacuum infomercials

Kelly’s hour of “Today” is down 32 percent compared to a year ago. And “Kathie Lee & Hoda” is down 26 percent.

Megyn Kelly explained that she likes cheap $1 deli coffee because the cashiers are polite and call her dear.

She’s doing about as well at being an affable TV personality as Ivanka is at playing Camelot.

“The audience laughed for some reason.”

• Megyn Kelly said, “And they’re all made in America.”

reading that linked article about how ratings are dropping not only for this shit show but ALSO for Kathie lee and hoda, who I actually really like to watch despite their sometimes problematic views as well, is almost filling me with as much glee as it does to read these re caps.

That’s exactly how my friends use it on each other, including the arm petting.

I used to have a friend that legit looked like a Ken doll, and had the brains to match. I told him all of the time, “You’re lucky you’re cute”. She knew exactly what she was saying.

I’m pretty sure the “you’re so pretty, you’re so pretty” was code for “you fucking dumbass.”