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My wife (a picky music teacher) walked in during the song and went “Ugh, he’s singing flat.” When I told her who he was she went “Oh, then hell, he can sing however flat he wants.” Yeah, I don’t know him or his music, but just him getting up there after this week is pretty solid.

As a counselor who works with people who’ve sometimes been through awful trauma, I can say unequicovally this dude has been through a horrifying and damaging event a week ago that is going to fk with him for years, if not decades. A baby step like even walking back onto a stage right now is huge for his personal

Ohmigod he should have come out in a Santa Claus outfit shouting “HO HO HO! YOU STUPID BITCH!”

Well it’s sure as hell not Santa Claus.

Megyn Kelly explained that men in power should not “hit on” their subordinates, adding, “Men perceive laughter as a yes.”

This daily, has lately made me happier than ever that I work nights and am rarely up before noon so I get to miss this shitshow.

This reminds me of a date where we watched Bruce Almighty.

Morgan Freeman would be a guest today.

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Still not convinced she’s not a lizard person from Alpha Draconis.

She is the slowest train wreck ever and a standard bearer for dumb blondes.

As much as I dislike hanging a fellow woman on matters of “tone”, I will say one of the reasons this was never going to work (memory and videotape of her previous on-air rants notwithstanding) is because even this lighthearted whinging about holiday weekend weddings is delivered with the same possessed eyes and pissed

By “outfit” you mean “everything about her”, right?

Why would he waste the good stuff on her?

Thank you Mr. Finger, you have found and executed comedy gold.

This is not working.

To add to this I can’t stand the phone applause and cheering! 👺 I tried watching for a couple of days and couldn’t take it anymore!

And coal in her stocking.

She is a terrible person and I will never watch her show but god damn it, Bobby Finger, I cannot stop reading these recaps. You are doing the Lord’s work and I thank you