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I find most all porn parodies... which I have only watched for purely research purposes... are ruined by the no-one-looks-like-they're-enjoying-themselves porno sex in them. For the most part the parody aspects are pretty spot on.

Do you really have to apologize/explain for having watched a pornographic video? Absolutely not.

I never understand when girls fellate dildos in porn. While staring into the camera. WHAT IS THAT DOING FOR ANYBODY????

An upside down bj just seems...I dunno. Needlessly complicated and hard. I mean, if you're upside down, all the blood is rushing to your head. I admire the dedication of the film makers and the actors.

A good, enthusiastic slurpy BJ is great. The gaggy kind is gross. And stop spitting, porn stars. Really gross.

Odd! It looks difficult, especially all the deep throating and gagging/choking. I mean I get the drooling and spitting and slurping could go a little easier, but the other parts not so much. And they seem interminable. I'm good for a few minutes, but then I want to get down to some p-in-v, that's what I show up for,

Blowjobs: They feel fantastic and are the greatest thing ever.

I was once specifically asked to give a really sloppy porn-style blow job and let me tell you, those things are easy. to. do. - it was seriously like half the effort of my normal blow jobs (which are famously great blow jobs). Anyway that's why I think that particular brand of BJ is a thing in pornography - easier on

I don't think the kind of guys who frequent a site like this are the target audience. I am guessing it has something to do with domination. Never really been my bag. Seems rude/wrong to gag the kind person and kind of unclean to boot.

I like to fast forward it too because they're are way too long, sometimes it goes on for 15-30 min, seriously why do I want to watch oral for that long.

Oh totally. Linda definitely has a rose ankle tattoo.

I find it weirdly perfect that Linda Belcher would have a barbed wire tattoo on her bicep. Like, you fucking know Linda used to be (and probably still is) a hellcat. You just know.

WAIT WAIT WAIT! They go to all the trouble of establishing that Tina is 18 AND they get Jimmy Jr. and a Zombie together and NOTHING HAPPENS!???

The Real Tina would be furious! That is her literal dream!

Needs to be a gif.

It's a sad day in porn that they had to put a fake mustache on a man playing a character that has a pornstache.

You should watch the Family Guy Porn Parody. Or the Spiderman, where instead of an upside down kiss, it's an upside blowjob.
"But RedWriter, how do you know this?"
During one rainy afternoon, I told my boyfriend I used to play drinking games to porn and he decided we should do that but with cartoon-themed ones.