I’m looking forward to this. I hope they get the look and feel of Shaker Heights right. Sometimes Hollywood is bad at approximating the midwest, and the Shaker Heights/Cleveland Heights area has a pretty distinct character. Granted, anyone not from the area probably won’t be bothered by this, but having grown up in NE…

The weird swipes at Bryce are a bad look for us man. I don’t exactly miss him, but he was unquestionably a big part of making the Nats the team they’ve become over the last 7 years. We all cheered our assess off for him since he came up, and I don’t know many people that didn’t love watching him when he was rolling.…

This is terrifying and should have won the contest. Hands down.   Yikes!

That sounds like a Missing 411 case. If you’re not familiar, check out David Paulides books.

THIS ONE IS SO GOOD OMG quite literally nightmare fuel. Also 100 stars for your username.

Are we allowed to celebrate, now, you piece of shit Wilbon?

First of all, fuck all of you.

Thanks for asking, DDP. I went to Falls Church High in Fairfax County, Va., as irrelevant a school as can be.

Plenty of people I know who grew up in the area or have (semi) permanently settled in DC fit that bill.

Most conversations start with “where do you work?” Eventually they get to “where did you go to school?” And on that one you aren’t sure if they mean college or which prep school you went to. Oh and even people not involved in politics never shut the fuck up about politics. Oh and the baseball “fans” use the term…

There is plenty to hate about DC residents that goes beyond swampy politics.

Because at least in that scenario they won’t have gone 6-23 in September and missed the playoffs entirely?

Great, and every time I want Al Horford to take a terrible shot off a broken play to IT that misses so badly it hits glass and goes in.

Uh, DC is pretty much the most liberal place in the country. Trump probably got less than 25% of the vote there.

Counterpoint: He made the shot so fuck your stats.