Trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent.

Thanks for the information. I guess it figures Agent Orange wouldn't hire anybody competent unless they were also two-faced and vicious.

That's a paddlin'.

Whoa, really? I need to read up on this. Got any linkies?

I was debating whether to be a pedant about that. Thanks for beating me to it.

My favorite part of Spicey's big debut was the volume. He yelled loudest for the most obvious lies.

Spawn 2: Up the River

It's ironic that the Republicans actually are a secret cabal of evil, that simultaneously control and manipulate everything, yet can't seem to exercise any power due to their incompetence.

It's class and privilege and they're probably too dumb to see how it's racist too.

I gotta disagree with you on point (a). Most people are racist to some degree. Almost everyone.

2. Plisken
3. Downfall
4. I Know What You Did Last Summer (guess)
5. Ed Wood
6. Attack the Block
7. Coffy (guess—def. sounds like Pam Grier though)
8. Misery & ?
9. Dawn of the Dead
10. Find Me Guilty (guess)

Oh, were those sick people? I thought they were just, like, all the old monks of the Citadel.

"You'll shoot your eye out!"
—every adult in A Christmas Story

Why didn't they have lids?! Uncovered human waste would stink up the whole room. Sweet dreams, Maesters!

And a fig tree. ALLEGEDLY.

Except he has no will of his own, you see, so if Reince had more control, he'd just be second-guessing what Trump would do or would want him to do. It's instinctive for Priebus to think this way.

Just like all those times in the Bible when God chose politicians as his trusted prophets. And when Jesus formed the Mayors' and Governors' Club of Galilee and Judea, with ladies' auxiliary.

It's like, get with the program, y'all. This world is not a magical realm and Humans are not a magical race. Magical thinking don't work here.

Reince Priebus was born to be a sycophant. His mother knew it and gave him a toady's name. Everything about him says "second-rate carpetbagger," from stammering voice and balding pate to ill-fitting suit.

Do you note how it's insane the GOP couldn't propose any health care plan during the campaign and conservatives voted for them anyway? What did they think was going to happen?