Kevin Conroy's -37?!

As long as we get Bob Newhart completely wrecking guys in hilariously staged action sequences, I will watch every episode.

The talking paintings campaign is Exhibit A for atheism.

Neil Patrick Harris has been doing a nightly talk show on NBC since 2012.

My rational brain insists that this looks like a respectful, accurate approximation of, if not the comic, then at least the also-beloved animated specials. The emotional side just sees a CGI Charlie Brown and wants to burn literally everything in the world.

The ball! His groin! It works on so many levels!

That's more or less right.

I feel like I owe the StarCraft fan community a high five just because I followed her run during the Season 2 WCS and only heard her referenced as a female "foreign" player - this article is the first time I've seen it brought up that she's trans. I'm the casual-est of casual SC2 viewers, but even so that's nice.

Words cannot express how little I want a 16-bit-styled RPG to include FarmVille elements.

I think my favorite part of this episode is the simple fact that it acknowledges that Captain Holt is HILARIOUS. Because he is!

I'm so glad I'm not the only one.

How about we have five-minute trailers and no Coke commercials?

…..work.

They were already cousins on Bones. You can't re-crossover, that's how you get total protonic reversal.

Wait, The Middleman's coming ba—-aw, dammit. 

I still can't figure out why they would lead in from the action-drama-procedural-comedy geek magnet to a pair of small-name family sitcoms.  I'm shocked, shocked that nobody stuck around, really.

I've got tickets for tomorrow's show in Chicago. Hoping there are fewer dickheads in Illinois.

If Law and Order: SVU did not exist, we would have to invent it.

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