A fat woman with thinning hair, a ludicrous spray tan AND five kids by three different men?
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Yeah, I’m talking about prolonged eye contact. Obviously you can’t s help the occasional glance.
There’s a trench between the tracks that’s specifically there for you to lay in. The train will pass right over you and leave you relatively unharmed.
Yeah, it’s an unhealthy quirk that I have. My brain immediately spells out an entire story line for why things happen. Sometimes inordinately detailed. My track record for accuracy is abysmal.
I’d like to think this cold-blooded murder passes the Bechdel Test.
With you. I have a cream shirt I’ve almost outgrown but I’m going to rock over my 26 week twins. there might be some belly gap but as a nasty woman that’s to be expected...
Similarly, the left dubbed Sarah Palin “Caribou Barbie,” leading to an entire year where I began every other sentence with the qualifier, “don’t make me defend Sarah Palin.”
Very true. I recently had a little boy and put the kibosh on “little man” shower themes right quick. I get rid of a lot of gifted onsies for similar offences.
I was going to reply to a comment criticizing you for pointing this out but there are so many of them that I’m just going to put this here and hope they all read it.
I was talking about him to a friend on Facebook. Another guy popped up to say he’d met with Trump to do some business. He said “what you see is what you get”- and not in a good way. He said that he and his associates knew that Trump was full of shit and knew they’d never be paid if they worked for him. They said he…
Hillary would get blamed either way, because she alone is responsible for all of the “bad” things in the world. Quotes used because I have a hard time feeling bad about the Trump brigade dropping like flies, but I also know that makes me a bad person. Or something.
I hate to say it, but even fucking Bush ducked flying shoes like a man.
Was looking around Barnes and Noble yesterday, and a book called “The South Was Right,” with a big confederate flag on the front, caught my eye. So I went over to look like “Oh, that cover’s just provocative, they can’t possibly mean... oh. They do mean that. Huh.”
Trump lacks the stamina to fight off his own assassin.
I like candidates who weren’t rushed offstage, okay?
Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.
supported Bush in 2004 bc i was a hardcore Evangelical in high school. my reasoning was something along the lines of, “well good Christians should support other good Christians.” i was 16 and an idiot.
i was also pro-life and didn’t know what to make of homosexuality. slut shamed people, went to Third Day concerts, was…