You do know he’s due in court for raping a 13 year old? Somehow, it doesn’t matter. Yet emails are more important...

I once went on a date with a guy I met on one of those regular dating sites. We had dinner and then drank a lot. One thing led to another, I wake up next morning and we are chatting and then he mentions he is a Scientologist and I fucking start hangover-laughing-my-ass-off. He remains composed and points to his…

“By the way, Game of Thrones may have prompted you to assume that Turner and Williams are separated by a significant age gap. Not so: Williams is 19 years old, and Turner is 2o”

This election is the best argument there’s ever been for telling all children “no” loudly and often.

Oof, I can feel the awkwardness from here. I would definitely prefer no candy to that. My church did fall festivals too, only they did allow “appropriate” (nothing scary, no ghosts ghouls witches etc.) costumes and encouraged Bible-themed costumes. My hero was the lady who showed up in a shiny, sexy red devil costume…

I was able to get past the attempted rape scene for two reasons: 1, he didn’t have a soul. 2, that was the catalyst for him putting himself through the ringer so he could get a soul. Had he had a soul when he tried that, had he not shown genuine remorse and taken drastic measures to ensure it wouldn’t happen again,…

After all, the baby might grow up to be a Christian man

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I’m so glad the badass cat hero story made the cut!! Also, not going to get any work done the rest of the day because the comments always fill up with additional stories, yay!!

I thought the one with the girl who dreamed about her dead friend and woke up and the dead friend was laying next to her in bed screaming was the scariest one. That one freaked me the fuck out

Enough rude men, indeed, Gina. Enough indeed.

Wow. If this isn’t one of the best illustrations of white privilege, I don’t know what is. Cases like this are why I’m beyond done with white people who lecture black people about our “culture” or about how we need to “just listen to police officers” and “stop breaking the law.” FUCK people who say that when shit…

It’s always a huge bonus in a jury trial if your peers are as dimwitted and delusional as you are.

But it’s affirmative action and political correctness that are problems because then brown people and women just expect things to be given to them.

His whole campaign was always a proposed dictatorship.

Right? Also, like, a lot changes in 8 years. 8 years ago I was still afraid to use liquid eyeliner and “selfie” wasn’t a word.

No kidding. Biden ran against Obama and then became his vice president. Rubio, Paul, Graham, and Cruz are all coworkers. They’re all able to put their animosity behind them, with the exception of Ted Cruz and anyone forced to interact with Ted Cruz. And if there’s one thing we don’t need more of in politics, it’s Ted…

Conservative women arguing their right to choose how they vote while agree Clinton shouldn’t be allowed to appoint a pro-choice Supreme Court Justice.

For a party that’s made up almost exclusively of men, the GOP has very few with actual balls.