Those were all pretty good comebacks! But I’m only talking about shoe brands. Warner Bros is irrelevant to this discussion. LeBron “owns” shit because he is LeBron, the greatest athlete of a generation, not because he is some brand-disruption guru. And he’s a talented guy in general and is doing it all on his own, not…

Well if his dream is to be in control of his own shit, then he’s REALLY fucked.

Uh, no they wouldn’t? And if they would, they too would be assholes robbing their children of the opportunity.

Lavar has become the story. Which is the worst possible thing. I recognize him way more than his son. It’s going to make companies wary of dealing with him. He’s definitely going to rub some GM the wrong way in the process.

LaVar wasn’t an ex NBA player. Or a professional basketball player of any type. He played on the practice squad of an NFL team for like two days. So, that’s wrong.

All I can think to myself is how incredibly excited Lonzo would be to sign a shoe deal with Nike or Adidas. That’s every young basketball player’s dream.

None of those things make any of those guys/kids a “generational talent.” None of them are in the NBA yet. None of them won an NCAA championship (heck, none of them have even been in the Elite 8). De’Aaron Fox absolutely owned Ball last week. Given that there is a #2 pick in every NBA draft every year, that someone is…

Eh, those of us of a certain age wanted Todd Marinovitch’s dad to shut the fuck up back in the day. And there have been countless annoying white tennis parents who needed to go away.

I hope you are not saying that any of the Ball sons are “generational talents” because, in that case, you have completely fallen for what this dude is selling. BBB indeed.

Lavar (Butter)Ball. I apologize for nothing.

At least he kept with his average and only scored 2 in that video