LeBron James @KingJames * 4h

I think this guy is hiring staff:

He's on it.

But don't
Even think that
Nike isn't
Going to issue special Ohio State jerseys that
Have the oak cluster
At a 3-degree angle for the three major scandals where the Buckeyes were
Zapped by the NCAA over the past 60 years.
Investigate Phil Knight and Obama.

I went to visit my parents over the holidays, and they had a fresh, unspoiled bag of Thomas's English Muffins (which I never buy because I'm a moron). I not only loaded it with butter, I made my own egg and bacon muffin sandwich, which made me feel like I owned my own McDonald's and could order off the breakfast menu…

I'm just amazed it took Suh 17 weeks to turn heel.

He could head down to the pawn shop and see how much they'll give him for his sense of shame, since he's not using it.

BUCS HEAD OF HR: Now, for your exit interview, could you just take us through your experience working here?

1A. Cat, domesticated

Don't you discriminate against my beliefs, shit.

Racism???? Name me just ONE other example of a black guy in Washington DC whose every move is vociferously criticized by mouth-breathing asshats who get all their information from sketchy radio shows.

Damn...knew there was something funny about that boy Amar'e.

There's No Such Thing As Open Brie When Glen Davis Is Around

Don't have it, don't intend to buy it, don't intend to play it in any way.

The problem is that Kobe forces the issue, looking to score when the situation calls for him to pass. But he keeps asserting himself where he's not wanted while his fans look the other way.

Belichek: see photo. half-smiles. Believes that there is good in the universe.

I grew up in Ann Arbor, and Ive been a Michigan fan since I was old enough to walk. Fuck this team. What a bunch of goddamn assholes. Who the hell walks into the stadium where they got their asses handed to them a year before by a team that FUCKING HATES THEM MORE THAN ANYTHING and goes, "Ya know what? Lets give these…

funny story, they give him one before every game but he ends up eating it.