I was zone 7 once on a United 50 seat regional jet. By the time they called all of the elite groups, military, etc., I was probably about the 12th group to board. It felt like they were boarding us individually.

With all of the different boarding groups that start before they even get to numbered ones, like diamond, platinum, gold, military, families with babies, etc., the organized system has completely broke down. A few years ago I was zone 7 on a 50 seat United regional jet, which was probably closer to the 12th boarding…

Oh I’m sure it can go lower. Trump could announce that the people in the picture are his next Supreme Court picks. The Republicans haven’t really stood up to any of his other unqualified nominees and the Democrats are now powerless to stop him. Supreme Court Justice Kid Rock isn’t out of the question.

I’m renting a car in England later this year and I’m paying extra to get an automatic. I’m not opposed to driving a stick but I figure I have enough to deal with driving on the other side of the road. An automatic gives me one less thing to worry about.

I saw one of these a couple of months ago. I was thinking “Who would get that nice of a car in baby shit yellow?”

Yellow only works for sports cars, even then I think it has to be a Corvette or nicer.

I’m sure NBC can’t wait for the St Louis-Nashville second round match up. Jake Allen was about to get run out of St Louis by the fans earlier this season and now he seems unbeatable.

My half sister who is 13 years younger than me loved to hit the reset button on the Genesis when she was about 2. The entire console was black except for that stupid reset button which was white. I eventually ended up covering it with electrical tape.

I used to have seats along the glass for my local minor league team. Whenever somebody new in the seats next to me, some of them would think the top of the boards made a great place to place their drinks. Most of the time I would warn them. Occasionally the people next to me would be obnoxious and I wouldn’t say…

There was a drug commercial within the last year for a new type of insulin. One of the warnings was “Don’t take this if you are allergic to insulin”. I’m sure some law says they have to say that, but really?

I have one in my area that people finally seem to be getting the hang of. It’s two lanes entering the round about with the right lane being a right turn only lane. When it first opened, so many people would try to enter the roundabout from the right lane. I had to slam on my brakes a few times to avoid them. Now…

When they ask you if you are capable of performing the duties...etc., just tell the flight attendant “No problem, I’ve opened lots of these doors before”.

I flew over to Europe about 10 years ago on a United 777. They had a handicapped accessible bathroom that was seemed to be about twice the size of a normal bathroom. That is the only plane bathroom that it seemed somewhat possible to have sex in, but it would still be tight.

My four year old son couldn’t have been better on our trip to Disney World. It was his first time flying so he was fascinated with the planes. We had a tablet with us too so that helped. The only time he really got upset was on the segments between Atlanta and Orlando. Those planes had seat back monitors so he…

I used to have season tickets to my local AHL (triple-A level) team next to visitor’s penalty box. After the fights I usually couldn’t hear anything because the arena played music while the penalties were being sorted out. I could see there were some heated discussions going on a lot of the time. One time, the…

That’s exactly what they should do. Another one I remember was a group was handing out bibles on school property. That stopped when the Satanists started handing out their own literature. These people don’t realize that other religions can use this as well. A bunch of the kids could print up the Muslim prayer…

One thing to consider is that the European countries all get mandated vacation time of at least 4 weeks and their employers probably don’t make their employees feel guilty about taking time off. I know I’m a lot happier when I’m away from work but it’s not always easy to take that time off.

Did Baylor make the rapists marry the rape victims after paying the father of the victim?

The older F1 cars with the V8's and V10's were awesome. I never got to hear a V12 in person. The V10's had an awesome shriek.

I could have been worse. They could have had in-flight announcements and the screen could have froze there. That happened to my wife when she was watching Trainwreck. John Cena was mostly naked except for the towel he was holding up with part of his anatomy. There was no nudity but some people could be offended. …