Hawaii Five-O, the new one.

I LOVE Tiana, but I also think Lottie deserves some love. It’s one of those rare female friendships in movies that’s completely supportive and doesn’t include rivalry over a man, despite being set up for that. Lottie’s enthusiasm is totally amazing.

My mom took me with her when she got a mammogram when I was...9? 10? At that point she’d already had a hysterectomy and we’d had a bunch of conversations about why, our family history of cancer(s) and abnormal test results, etc. So, despite having a pretty terrible first gyno appointment at 18, I was never afraid of…

Exactly. I didn’t need a $1k+ dress, I didn’t need something fancy, I needed something comfy with arms that I could get tailored to be tea- or just-under-knee-length and wasn’t white. The pockets are an added bonus so I have space to stash emergency bacon.

The “Viola” is actually what I’m getting married in next year. It’s a really soft gold/champagne color and super comfy. Plus...POCKETS.

I went to high school with this guy and I have been watching Facebook with glee all day as people discover this.

Private air travel is probably not “security” as much as it is transportation, same with limos or chauffeured cars. Most of those, in my experience, are company assets that are shared between multiple people, but it really just depends on how the company decides to parse stuff out for accounting reasons.

Since he’s based in Omaha, security concerns aren’t the same as if he lived in a larger city. I’d bet most of that money goes to security when he’s travelling.

Did anybody go look at that random guy’s twitter page?

I wonder how much of a role Hannibal Lecter’s popularity (particularly the TV show, but really the whole franchise) plays in they way actual serial killers are talked about on Tumblr.

It can cause serious damage to both soft fleshy tissue and bones. There are cases of people using ace bandages to bind and breaking their ribs because it was too tight and they wore them too long. Proper binders don’t work for everyone, sadly, but they won’t damage your body, if used correctly.

a) she looks so much like Romeo + Juliet era Leo that it’s frightening.

I like to think of startups as the Baskin Robbins of working. There are at least 31 flavors of bullshit. The first place I worked after I got out of grad school involved a coworker that threw her shoes, a “celebrity guest blogger” who interviewed potential employees in her bra and asked them who they voted for as part…

Typing this out in paragraph form would probably result in a spiral of depression and PTSD symptoms that it would take me days to dig (read: eat) my way out of, so here’s a bullet list.

I’m 95% positive this is Cindy (Adrienne C Moore), not Taystee.

Nobody cares what you think is hot. Women are allowed to do whatever they want with their hair regardless of of your irrelevant opinion.

Do you run a religious cult, too?

I’m saving that gif for future use, thank you for bringing it to my attention.

I’ve had a pixie cut for over two years. My future husband said it’s part of why he wanted to ask me out. Screw people who try to police what anybody (but especially women) should do with their bodies.