Is the answer “Afrow/achances’s sheets?”

Ok...you might want to phrase it that way next time. “The back of the car” or “behind the back seat” will probably cause a lot fewer alarm bells with people.

The main reason I’m saying that is that as a toddler I would BEG my mother, loudly and in public, to ride home in the “trunk of the car”...by which I meant the back of our Chevy station wagon, facing backwards so I could wave at the other drivers.

I’m really hoping you mean the far back section of a van, station wagon, or SUV and not the closed, locked trunk of a sedan.

This is an excellent metaphor and I'm gong to steal it and use it regularly if that's ok with you.

Looking back on it now? Hell yes.

I attended the wedding of a family friend years ago where the groom took a few minutes to do something similar with the bride's daughters who were around five and nine. He gave them both special necklaces so they'd "have a symbol like the ring I'm giving your mom" and I fucking lost it. This was the same kid that…

As soon as I figure out how to get the dog to survive that flight, will do. ;)

*Chicagoan that's been living in dry -20 windchill for two weeks* AHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Ugggh I support your salute but can we find someone other than Chuck Norris to do it?

What about kicking it old school: Women's Studies Minor?

A couple of times I've caught pictures of them and been like "Oh hey I've never seen that photo of Stevie Nicks/Carly Simon/whoever before." Sometimes their music comes off similarly to me.

The real War Machine is very disappointed in this asshole.

No one can beat that time Robert Redford kissed my mom. Sorry.

My fifth favorite celebrity story involves Kevin Bacon. I literally smacked into him walking down the street one day staring at my phone and he was nice and helped me not fall down and laughed when I apologized and that's when I realized who this kind baseball-hat-wearing stranger was and just stared as he walked…

I will say as a PM/Product Manager/BSA type person, the ability to at least understand the differences between coding languages and get some basic HTML and CSS out without too much effort is a huge, huge benefit.

But again, how to they chose who gets it? Do they give the money to LGBTQ people? Or people who aren't Christian? Does any of the money go to missionary efforts that attempt to convert indigenous peoples?

for its members in need

Seriously. I'm not trusting any report that comes out of an LDS charity to be honest about where the money goes. How do I know that they don't categorize fighting abortion and marriage equality in California as "humanitarian efforts"?

But how affiliated is it with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints? I honestly don't want my money going to any group that discriminates against non-Christians and LGBTQ folks...let alone wouldn't allow people of color into the priesthood until just a few decades ago.