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The horse was better than she was.

Every movie she's ever been in besides Ghost World where she played herself: snore. Please recast.

I need a live action version of the Little Mermaid, staring her. Stat.

YES CLAIRE HUXTABLE and UHURA.

This is why I love living in the midwest so much. I can go pick my own damned fruit on small farms and eat them and they are DELICIOUS.

I feel like we're doing ok.

Granny Smith is vital for the making of pie and apple butter and caramel apples so shut your filthy mouth.

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Yer my favorite.

Did you mean to reply to me?

I love fruit. Apples in particular, almost any kind of apple. I jsut also recongize that real fruit isn't always what's in the produce section in grocery stores.

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If we could use images right now I'd show you how some people actually do fuck melons.

I feel like, in particular in the case of melons, you just haven't had any real, fresh fresh that wasn't factory farmed. Except for pineapple, that tastes like stale jizz.*

I have a couple of (mostly young, mostly white) female friends who have been saying some troubling things with regards to feminism of late (e.g. stay at home mothers are bad feminists, queer women uncomfortable with mainstream feminism should suck it up, etc). Sending them some of your work to read has helped provide

All the beer for you, sir.

In theory, I understand the need for burners. A lot of people, in particular those who frequent the sub-Kinjas and make their own, actively chose anonymity in order to protect themselves. That alone is yet another point in the larger conversation about online safety and privacy, but the fact that members of several

Seconding the less gossip/more analysis on gossip stuff. I mean, I don't want to read about the Beyonce/Jay-Z potential divorce, it's none of my business. But an article about the strain that the wife's success puts on a marriage? Or about why we feel so invested in celebrity marriages? Sign me up.

There actually is a Jez/GT book club on GoodReads (I can't freaking find the link right now, sorry) that's been really well run and works great.