Now you're just freaking me out. Seriously, I went to grad school to write about Batman.

Oh no! Is there a specific one you want?

AND MASH. We play MASH all the time. We're the coolest.

This is you

RIGHT? Seriously, I was always proud to be a feminist but when I first started reading Jezebel years ago I quickly realized there was a LOT MORE going on in the comments than the articles a lot of the time and that I didn't have the first clue about my own short sightedness. GroupThink is an AMAZING resource and…

Works for me.

We should both go get an adult beverage and toast the demise of the patriarchy.

Head on over to GroupThink, the open forum on the backend of Jezebel. You should be able to access it using the menubar at the top of any Jez page. This is the perfect place to start:

...Were you watching when this happened? Because it was right in front of the Dunkin on Adams at Wells.

That's what I'm saying. What should I have done, watch this woman mow down other pedestrians? I'm tired of being afraid to confront people who are acting like assholes. We should be proud when we stand up for ourselves, especially in the face of selfish pricks.

Damned betcha! I communicate primarily through GIFs, though my phone isn't cooperating today.

I get your point, but I'm not sure that there's a better way to get someone's attention. I work in downtown Chicago and watched a woman texting/placing a call while pulling out of a parking garage almost hit several pedestrians in the middle of rush hour. So I knocked on her window, told her it was illegal and…

Everybody else already explained this well. I just want an excuse to use a gif.

True enough. Maybe I'm just south down the line enough that it doesn't impact the over all length of the ride too much. I always give myself 30 minutes and it never takes more than that unless there is a MAJOR issue like when the bridge was closed.

Weird. I live south of Belmont and that's honestly not the experience I remember. I'll admit I'm pretty much on autopilot early in the morning, but besides one, maybe up to three stops often waiting for other trains to clear shared stations...don't remember that.

Where on the Brown Line do you live? I'll admit that yeah, there's usually a pause or two when I ride in the mornings, but nothing big and certainly not that slow.

There's a lady I work with (massive building in downtown Chicago, we're on a floor with at least a hundred and twenty other people) that usually poops around the same time in the afternoon as I do. And...let's put it this way: I've never seen her face, but I know what her bed mates know about how she expresses…

The thing that confuses/tickles me is when someone labels themselves pansexual or pomosexual and, when asked to explain what that means, their subsequent (sometimes ranty) speech usually includes something about how they "reject all labels."

You don't seem to understand the point I'm trying to make and I'm worried I'm not articulating it well, so I'm going to try rephrasing it. Please do not take this as judgement or anything, I'm genuinely struggling to communicate:

If he's gonna try to impose stupid moralizing judgments, I'm gonna give him the '50s that never existed judging him hard.