How about this one?

Honesty time: they're the first political couple that came on my radar that looked at each other like my parents do. It's part of the reason I sat up and paid attention, because my parents have been through some shit and always worked hard together to get out of it, so any couple like that is worth paying attention…

I know this is terrible but if I ever do meet the Doctor I'm going to ask him if he's a Davies Doctor or a Moffat Doctor. If the latter, no thanks I'll stay here.

Both intoxicated past being unable to consent? Both arrested. Doesn't matter what substances or really even how much. What matters is inability to consent due to inebriation. I can't speak to the picture as I refuse to look at it, but the fact that you say "happy aggressor" tells me we are unlikely to have a…

THANK YOU. So glad I wasn't the only one thinking it.

I usually have my phone on vibrate and I was at my friend's house the other night. Taking a wee break (both little and in I had to pee) and I get a text, which I have set to ring the huntsman's trumpets. Cut to me walking out of the bathroom to two full grown men and a toddler laughing uproariously at my text tone…

I was never one for long winding phone calls as a kid, but I'll admit part of the comfort of being in a long distance relationship was knowing I was going to get a call on Skype every night before I went to bed.

Kinja won't let me bring you out of the grays, lovely. Maybe this will work?

Yeah, I tried to click through and it was gone already...now I'm curious what it was?

No idea! I totally get the point of not feeding the trolls, and any commenting system is going to be at the mercy of the mods (who are only human) but this in particular seemed like a pretty egregious example of some weird standards.

Apparently she was in a Jeep with no top on it (yay summer!) and had her seat reclined, so no one could see her at first. Then she sat up, glanced down at her boobs, said "It was bound to happen eventually" and something about "America...crica 2000's? Brilliant!" and scampered off. I want to be her friend.

OH MY GOD YES.

Man, I want to start answering the phone "What's the sitch?" again like I did when I was younger.

This is my second favorite gif. I've never gotten to use it on Jez before, so thank you!

His name is Tobias Poindexter Leto Scruffalupagus Crosberg, Esq. He takes his job as a barrister very seriously, and dresses the part.

The comment wasn't grayed out, it was dismissed. The only way to find it now is to look at the posts of the people who were in the original thread by going to their user profiles. That's a lot less likely to be a glitch.

Hope you like dogs. We come as a package deal.