I had the same thought. I’m 46. That is solidly middle aged.

Camilla in particular seems to have some built-in radar for registering the existence of dogs to pet. I guess it’s an aristo thing?

...the fuck...

Yeah, I had a blackout when I was 19 and when I woke up I was 31.

This comment is way too smart for the subject at hand. Never change ;-)

Maria Menounos’s laugh is atrocious - even her dad was like seriously you gotta stop w that

Totally not into lace collars for myself, but I am into appreciation. So: Holy shiz balls, you’ve got skillz. It’s truly a craftwork; very well made, and beautiful. Well done! And to top it off, you gift it to the baddest badass in the country? You win. Everything. I don’t know you, but I’m proud of you! Yay you!

GAHHAHGHHGHGH! You realize you won the Inter Net today, right? VICTORY IS YOURS, O TATTER OF EXQUISITE LACE.

You are the Queen of Jezebel right now. You’re the Queen of the Universe right now. You are amazing.

HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.

Dear Justice Ginsburg, Thank YOU for your artistry and caring. You’ve made this great country a vastly greater place. Sincerely, Everyone

Anybody, husband or no, who puts Sriracha on ravioli is not worth tears. Only ridicule.

He’s still alive? You have way more self control than I do.

I’ve been working on improving my cooking skills for the past year. This resulted in a very tearful conversation with my husband, where I had to explain that if I was going to spend 8 hours in the kitchen making ravioli from scratch at his request, he could at least take a fucking bite before drowning it in Sriracha.

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I'll your conservative over our conservative any day.... I'll trade a Bush, a Cheney and even a Coulter for a Cameron.

Safety for who? So my vacuum cleaner doesn’t run away from home and mug someone?

I look forward to more installments of Nothing Fancy. My waistline will increase (with happiness and deliciousness). I literally loooooove that this exists now. This and BCO will be my weekly, kitchenette pick-me-ups.

hello. i enjoy you tremendously. weed pastries, yes pls.