I just want to point out that the way I took Arichsea's comment was not as sarcasm or an attack, but as a truth they had experienced. I've known other people to feel the same way about parents who have passed.

SO much easier to be like that when they're dead though.

I'm going to say that the catharsis may be worth it after years of abuse.

Except so much of the abuse endured from a narcissist is that your voice is stomped out. You are silenced repeatedly, because their word is always the most important. It is healing and therapeutic to reclaim your voice, and at first, it can be raw and abrasive. Because of course it is— they haven't had the privilege…

A guy with an open gunshot wound is still arguably the healthiest person in a KFC.

Oh Mark - here's my quote: MOUSE CLOTS. Yes. You can feel them slither out.

I am 19. It shall be titled, "Memoirs of a Gaysian."

since craig didn't say it, i'll say it. i can count on one hand the number of christians i've met who haven't been sanctimonious assholes who wanted to convert my ass.

KIRK CAMERON IS A REGULAR AT MY RESTAURANT. I wonder if he has any of these in his wallet I can have. I will write "not an acceptable form of payment" and post it in the back for everyone to laugh at.

Nah.

I worked in doctors office. I collected the paper that held the diagnoses for you after you saw the doctor as well as your co-pay. When I told a guy his copay was 10 dollars, he gave me a "bill" and told me to keep the change and basically bolted out.

this is it. this is the one. here we go.

At least he knew what words deserved capitalization.

You had an RSVP? Like they invited you to lunch and you confirmed via mail or email? That's weird. Do restaurants usually send you invites? If so, they should stop.

No. As far as I'm aware there were maybe two stories that turned out to be fake, neither of which was reported on Kitchenette. Any story I've reported on has turned out to be true. This was also not a plea for attention; a friend of a Jezebel writer posted it in a private Facebook post, then that writer saw it and got…

After hearing your side of the story and weighing it carefully, I'm still going to rule that you are a huge piece of shit.

I get the feeling you don't fine dine regularly on account of you behaving like an animal and having the speech and grammar of a third grader.

i read your first line and didn't read the rest because you're a fucking asshole.

oh my god stop talking before I put a cocktail fork through your temple.