this is everything to me

I... I feel like cream cheese on a pizza wouldn't be the worst idea. I don't know how to go about testing this without potentially wasting an entire pizza and the hours it would take to prep one at home, but now I'm curious.

It astounds me how some people are able to function. More often than not I get the feeling that I'm the reverse of Mugatu and everyone else is taking crazy pills and I don't get my daily dose.

Absinthe is good for her baby.

As a cake of the character, it's fantastic.

This is some kind of metaphor for the GOP's attitude towards the poor, I'm 95% sure of it

Tim Hortons sucks anyway. Seriously. My very best friend is Canadian and LOVES the places, calls it "Timmy's" and everything and I do not understand it. It's so gross, worse than Dunkin Donuts and DD is super gross. What IS it with Tim Horton's?