I dunno about him, but I am.

He died doing what he loved. Can’t really fault the guy. Condolences to the family, but they had to see this coming.

He still made out better than most Koreans caught on the wrong side of an arbitrary line.

Apparently beIN really likes a solid contrast with their announcer lineups. You have the ever-excitable Ray Hudson on one hand, and then the “just popped an entire packet of Benadryl after sitting for five hours through an insurance seminar” flair of whomever is calling this game.

Why couldn’t HE have torn his ACL in the first 5 minutes of practice?

Sure! Everyone gets a check for $9.95 and the lawyers get $73 million.

When asked for comment, Mayweather said he didn’t understand what all the fuss was about — he’s completely comfortable fighting someone who can’t punch back.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

In communist russia the pole positions you

Hmm. That’s also my nickname about 30 minutes after Chipotle...

“At least I finished the job.”

Pro tip: don’t hide in your trunk.

And customers will pay more per channel under a per channel subscription method. Without the collective bargaining power of the cable industry, customers will lose. How much does it cost to watch an episode of one show on iTunes? 99 cents? How much would your tv watching habit cost if you paid 99 cents for every…

Oh Hell no. I refuse to start paying for porn again.

Shocking that a guy who used the #1 overall pick on David Carr would be unprepared for NFL Draft talk.

“Eat on Monday what everyone forgot they put in the fridge on Friday.”

Critic’s response in regard to First Take:

Stephen A. Smith: Grow up.