Yeah, I came here for the dick and am leaving disappointed.

This is a Deadspin article, so I expected him to actually have a massive erection on the field, not a fuck up.

This did not happen at all. Lawrie was not hit until the next game.

“And that brings us to last night’s brawl with the White Sox, which Ventura sparked for reasons that remain unclear.”

It still takes two to tango. “It’s always everyone else” is the same as saying, “it’s always Ventura”. Every try to argue with yourself? Yes, Ventura needs to tone it down and there is a pattern, but he only started 1 of the incidents. Everyone says he needs “show composure” while other guys are acting exact same way.…

Your title becomes extremely misleading the more you wrote. By the end you had brought up bears and that Ventura wasn’t that bad in the interview, you just speculate from a far that he is an asshole.

Adam Eaton, talking shit while getting thrown out and being told Fuck You actually makes Adam Eaton look like the asshat.

I love this dude, I love the Royals and I love living in Kansas City. I am originally from Atlanta (and a pretty damn big Braves fan), but man is it fun to watch a team that’s just not as lethargic as the Bravos have been the past couple of years. They are fun to watch and Yordano Ventura is the best IRL troll in…

well actually... Pedro’s first year as a starter (he was 23) he had 3.42 ERA in 144 innings. Ventura’s first years starting (he was 22) his era was 3.20 in 183 innings. Not saying he’s a shoe in HOF’er... but 30% of the talent is a bit ridiculous.

I’m kind of enjoying this surliness from KC. Who would’ve bet this ballclub would be the scum of the unwritten rulebook two years ago? Yordano is being kind of a chode but it’s pretty entertaining to see the retaliation code of baseball self-implode because of a 5’11”, 180 lb., 23-year old.

He’s only 23. He has all the potential, so why not make the comparisons?

Fuckin’ Royals and their exciting brand of winning baseball. They should just shut up and be pushed around like the small-market team they are.

Tell that to Jeff Samardzija, who started the feud between these teams by beaning Lorenzo Cain on opening day following a home run.

You can't see it in the video, but Eaton was talking shit that coerced Ventura into saying Fuck You

As a Royals fan I welcome your hate. Your hate tastes so much better than your derision and pity, which has been our steady diet for literally decades.

Does anyone actually care to watch the games they feel the need to comment on?

Ha! Sure you can.

Well, at least Deadspin has stopped trying to act like journalists. Geez, these “writers” are almost bigger phonies than the American soldiers who try to act like they’re not genocidal maniacs with no other marketable skills. Almost.

Just curious: is Deadspin saying that Ventura “started” last night’s scuffle because...

WHAT ABOUT JEFF SAMARDZIJA THROWING HAYMAKERS