Good job using the Chicago broadcast. Wouldn’t want to upset those big markets! Very ESPN of you

Because I’m a fucking idiot.

There are lots of black baseball players. They are just African Caribbean instead of African American.

A BJ with a rubber for $600 is the saddest crime in this whole story

Bruno Mars better watch the fuck out. Because this guy is pissed off.

New move unlocked the passive aggressive choke.

I think the most impressive thing about this article is that somehow all 5 people at that game managed to tear down a goalpost

Just so you know, the fans hound all opposing airball shooters. Sometimes it even carries over from the first to second half. The silver lining was waking up to the glorious JAYHAWK TEARS. Oh how they flow.

#NeverForget

Legitimate reasons for fans to storm the court, in my opinion:

Sorry. Not everyone can be a basketball powerhouse like KU. That wins a championship once every 20-30 years but still wants to claim elite status somehow. And who gets to be ranked 8th despite a 32-point loss to a UK team everyone else decent has taken to OT or almost beat, a loss to 9-loss Temple, a loss to OkSt,…

He's just angry that his toupee almost fell off.

Macário: [is punched into another dimension]

I love Kevin Harlan as a play by play guy, especially for Football. He's got such a classic radio voice and he sounds like he's about 80 years old, knows everything, and isn't in a damn hurry like kids today. He's the best.

He looked like he'd already been with Leather.

How the fuck does one even discover something like this? Only thought that comes to mind is that maybe someone has waaaaaaay too much time on their hands.

I forgot who made this handy guide but it deserves to be placed alongside this story.

This is the real problem with MLS, not some silly fight about promotion/relegation. I hope that they are forced to implement true free agency as soon as next year. I also hope that an asteroid crashes into Yankee Stadium on NYCFC's opening day.

However, DNA testing on a toothpick left at the scene is incomplete.