He should start prosecuting men who jerk off into a sock for exterminating approximately 300 million viable seeds of life. Since all this bullshit is justified in their minds because it’s in the bible as part of god will or whatever, the bible also says masturbation is a sin (Leviticus 15:1-18). So... Only seems fair.…

That’s my worry. In two or three election cycles, the “forever red” Reagan republican boomers will finally see their numbers dwindle enough to be overtaken by the younger progressive generations. And the fascist opportunists know it so they are pulling out all the stops and have gone full bore fascist in an effort to…

Exactly. They feel like they have successfully found the right mix of gerrymandering, voter suppression, and extremist GQP-ers to ram through any number of highly unpopular legislative initiatives and face zero repercussions.

They only took the jobs so they could gain easier access to other GQP-ers while roaming the halls of congress under the guise of “doing work for nazi-ish George”. They are parasites and he’s just a useful idiot for them to feed from until they can sink their teeth into a better host body.

Thanks a lot Daily Beast. You basically just wrote a compelling support piece for why this guy should be the next Speaker of the House nominee. Shame on you.

As much as I relish in dunking on the nepo-baby, if I ordered Prime Rib at a restaurant and they brought out a cut any more done than that, I’d be pissed and tell them to take it back. That’s exactly what a “slow and low” roasted prime rib is supposed to look like.

Wait, Guardian Angels are still a thing in NY? I haven’t seen that guy since he used to show up with his gang of vigilantes on those Morton Downy Jr type talkshows of the 80s. 

WHAT! I suppose you’re going to tell me that his WrestleMania bout was just a ruse an not a legit fight too. He seemed like such a sincere young man.

He truly excels at MAGA-ism since he even found a way to blame the “mainstream” media. In a different interview, he literally said he was forced to embellish because the “New York elitist bourgeois media” would have belittled him if he admitted that he was just a blue-collar guy.

“with regards to the Atari VCS, for which a new commercial strategy has been implemented as of the end of the calendar year 2022 and that will continue in calendar year 2023"

Does Rand Paul’s neighbor have a Venmo account?

Cult of the Lamb “I find I enjoy the village cultivation more than I enjoy the roguelike elements”. I was the exact opposite. I wish their was an option to put the village on auto-pilot so I could just focus on the roguelike element. The village became a tedious joykiller and I kept encountering game freezing crashing…

I was checking out the assortment of these this morning. Hilarious!

In his statement he claims that these are limited edition cards featuring amazing art of his life and career. Then proceeds to have “art” of him as some quasi superman, a freakin astronaut, Rambo style paramilitary cowboy(?), etc.
AND releases them as NFT right when financial outlets report that the NFT market has lost…

How old was she supposed to be on the show? I thought her clothes were pretty much spot on with what my college age daughter and all her friends/roommates wear every day. Their spare time is spent raiding thrift stores, buying late-90s stuff, and using their sewing machines to create new looks. I’m always impressed…

“Much like disgraced WeWork founder and fraudster Adam Neumann”

Just like the mid 90's phenomenon of pushing out grimy action movies and the main focus of the marketing campaign is the “killer soundtrack featuring...”
Everyone was trying to cash in on the success of “The Crow” as if it was purely successful because of its solid soundtrack. 

Hopefully the US handed over the “Merchant of Death” in the same condition that North Korea handed Otto Warmbier back to his family. Otherwise Russia just got back a person responsible for countless deaths and will no doubt go back to arming enemies of ours and all of our allies that will results in thousands of more…

Can relate all too well to this. Worked in graphic design and art direction for decades. I lost count of how many times some overstepping account director, project manager, developer, etc. suggest some stock art/stock photography/cookie cutter web template approach to the main stakeholders and sold it to them as a way…

Curious what the royal budget is to keep the royal family plastered across media on a daily basis.