Yes! So freakin annoying that they keep doing this. It’s on a streaming service and I’m sure there are plenty of us that can’t watch the second it airs but will catch it within a couple days. I get that they want to quickly get an article published but STOP giving away plot points in the freakin headline!

Zack is a true maverick destined for greatness.

I want to thank you for how great this is. You created a best-of list and did not use the obnoxious slideshow format. Kudos to you good sir. Kudos.

Hi Matt.

So now a “key witness” has to be an unquestionably infallible upstanding citizen!? Historically, hasn’t the key to bringing down criminals been squeezing their criminal cohorts to flip and testify against them? Can’t arrest and try a scummy pedophile because his scummy pedophile wingman who ratted on him seems too…

A soft metrosexual man with delicate feelings spends final day at work whining about soft metrosexual men with delicate feelings.

Ah hell, I totally missed that. So true.

If you asked DALL-E to generate an “anti-abortion right-wing christian conservative politician who will later be found with a hard drive full of child porn”, 9 times out of 10, it would look exactly like this guy.

Easy. His word salad vomit translates to “I will do whatever my GOP handlers tell me to do.”

Yes, he did it.
No, there will never be consequences because of the insanity of “lifetime appointments” no matter how egregious their behavior is.

Seems like a lot of what transpired under the Trump admin can be filed under the “The cruelty is the point” category. This is well beyond that. This feels like they were testing the boundaries of how far they could go into the Josef Mengele territory of forced procedures/torture that they could get away with. I’d say…

Meh, whatever. Hallmark finally realized that their core consumer, white straight christian women, is getting old and slowly dying off. So, begrudgingly or not, they are embracing inclusion. That didn’t jive with Bure’s beliefs so she left to join a network that does. She didn’t start some One Million Mom’s campaign…

Amazed at the wildly different responses to this depending which platform the comments are posted on. I read a couple different post on Yahoo that were aggregated from 2 different publications. Almost all comments on the conservative leaning article were highly defensive of Jones saying “free speech is dead!” or…

It’s his next revenue generating scheme.
Wanna change your name? $8 per name change!
Next, wanna edit your hastily worded tweet? Now you can... for $8!
TO THE MOON! (for only 5,500,000,000 payments of $8)

Sadly, seemed pretty inevitable. The large number of MAGA men in Arkansas were begrudgingly OK with voting for a woman because she was a Trump loyalist. And the women in Arkansas would watch her on Fox News and say things like “She is such a strong confident woman in the male dominated world of politics. I admire her…

“Millennial Lan Parties”? I’m Gen-X and my first job out of college in the late 90's was at a tech startup. All of us recent grads would stay at the office for hours and hours after work playing Starcraft or Unreal Tournament. We’d run and grab a case or two of beer, get pizza delivered and frequently end up crashing…

Seriously WTF. I gave up on House of the Dragon a few episodes ago when I literally could not see a fucking thing. I kept pausing and then changing the video mode on my 4k TV and nothing made a difference. And it wasn’t just the darkness, it was the wavering way in which it did it. It was the same exact camera shot in…

All of these Chris’s owe a debt of gratitude to the OG Chris thirst trap. Chris Elliot.

Or just duct tape them down to the launch pad directly under the rocket.

The only acceptable conclusion to any sentence that starts with “I’m not a physician, scientist, woman, person of color, etc...” is “...so I’m just going to shut the fuck up and listen to someone who is.”