That top photo!
I swear that sack of mayonnaise with a toupe is the incarnate of Davey from the old Dave & Goliath show.

LOVE IT!
The whiny irony of it all is delicious.
MTG pretends to be a badass by chasing and harassing teenagers with incoherent talking points but then flees like a scared rat at the first sign of any real confrontation.
And GTFO with the “your whistling is breaking the law. It’s hurting people’s ears” while they are…

Just watch. Tucker will devote an hour of his show tonight to telling his army of lemmings that they were all crisis actors hired by Shifty Schiff and Crazy Nancy to frame Emperor Trump and hide the fact that it was actually an ANTIFA coup attempt to place illegitimate Sleepy Joe into the White House.

I immediately thought of the old New Order - True Faith video.

“After a whopping 11 minutes...”
MacKenzie Scott confirms that lil’ Jeffie beat his previous record by 9 minutes and 47 seconds.

Yeah, I don’t know about that.
The insufferable Don Jr keeps inciting violence, fanning the flames of hate groups and spreading pure propaganda bullshit multiple times a day and has NEVER been suspended for even a second after being reported countless times for violations.

I’m done. ZERO sympathy for anyone who refused to get the vaccine for any reason other than they have an existing autoimmune issue that put them at risk for taking it.
My wife and I kept trying and trying to get the vaccine and finally got an appointment in a small town 90 minutes away from us and were thrilled to get…

Damn. Based on the headline, I was hoping that my childhood dream of a really badass video game based on Krull had come true.

Would love to see the Jezebel coverage of a Barstool Sports segment – “Bimbo Week- celebrating women who are not necessarily dumb but would rather flash their flirty slutty sexuality instead of flexing their brains”.

The dad is a lying sack of shit.
“I’m uncomfortable with this...”
BULLSHIT. Where’d your asshole son get his seed money?
This kid was barely making over 6% profit on sales so he had to have a shit ton of money up front to even get this going. No fucking way did he just start off by using his lawn mowing proceeds to buy a…

I’d be pissed if I was a game dev studio that devoted a ton of time and resources to release a new game in coordination with the launch of these new consoles.

That’s the trick.
I agree that there’s many things to dislike about her. BUT, she was brought on to help articulate the viewpoints of conservatives and Trumpers. Many times she would even say that she didn’t agree with them but was just trying to shine a light on what was driving the other side for all of us liberals.…

The bright side is that this answered the age ol’ question of ‘Does Don Jr. hate black women or trans women more’...
Answer: black women.

That’s cool.
In other news... I’m going to open a restaurant where the wait staff hypes the shit out of our signature dish. After ordering, I’ll bring out a plate of plain lettuce 45 minutes later. Then over the course of the next 4 hours, I’ll come by at random times and bring 1 additional ingredient slowly but surely…

No. I would love to see it just to force the hand of NRA funded politicians. White militia groups have been showing up in mass to certain events the last couple of years claiming to be there to keep the peace. According to the GOP and the NRA, they were just good ol patriotic americans. But back when the Black…

In other “it’s all good until black folk get some” news...
white folks with an arsenal of military grade weapons and mountains of ammo because “god himself gave us the 2nd amendment!” are freaked the fuck out now that non-white americans are exercising their 2nd amendment rights.

Loved Limbo.
Creepy atmospheric platform game. Simple idea but very engrossing with its ability to create a sense of anxiety while guiding the young boy through a dark and ominous decaying world.

I too am apparently a horrid racist.
As a 16 yr old white kid from a small-ish mostly white mid-western town, when NWA’s first album came out, it was something completely amazing and fresh to us. We knew the words to every track and would poorly ‘rap’ along while driving around killing time like teens in a small town…

Shitty connected white men failing forward with massive paydays... as American as apple pie.

You disappoint me Q folks.
Your unrelenting stamina for black belt level mental gymnastics to justify the most outlandishly contradictory positions was something to behold.
Y’all just gave up on this one. You could simply claiming that his tour is an “I’m your president again!” victory tour MC’d by that O’Reilly twat.
Wea…