Is he going for the Sean Spicer look?
And at least she smartened up a bit and wore a shirt were a mustard stain would blend in a bit better.

I love how triggering these modern easter eggs is almost the same as some of the actual in-game solutions from early 80s Infocom text based games. Some of the crap you had to come up with to figure out a puzzle makes MacGyver look like a petty amateur.  

Damn. In a ranking of ‘worst couples’, I’m not sure they even register. They just seem like harmless whatevers.

Ok.
Then say you fired her ass for animal abuse. Damn near broke the dogs neck and choked it to death. Apparently she isn’t racist because she wasn’t caught on tape screaming the n word and throwing a burning cross at him but sure as shit can’t deny what she did to that dog.

“disappointed to discover a gorgeous but janky mess, overly ambitious but under-achieving, and really rather broken”

Her and her viewers can do whatever they want but I just don’t get it. I’ve read other comments and see that Twitch and Instagram are basically marketing funnels to her OnlyFans site which she then charges her ‘fans’ for more explicit content, i guess(?). Seriously I don’t get who pays for this.
Porn hub is FREE and…

I’m very conflicted on this.
Loved the first Knives Out but casting Janelle Monae in the 2nd is tough. She is so distractingly gorgeous that I find myself mesmerized wondering how it’s humanly possible to be so striking before I realize that 15 minutes of dialogue have passed and I caught absolutely none of it.

At least the other 2 women look like women.
The random Kartrashian at the top looks like the front half of some strange glossy plastic female centaur thing with a Ken doll crotch.

No FOMO, just annoyance at what seems like the usual east coast media overhyping shit.
Living in the midwest, cicadas are a summer staple. They aren’t ‘Brood X’ but they act exactly the same except every summer so no big deal.
Kinda like when a snow storm hits NY. Holy shit is it all over all national media. And it’s no…

On Tuesday, Greg Abbott invested large sums in the wire hanger sector.
The SEC should look into that.

To be fair...
This guy is a notable step up for (R) politicians from Missouri.
At least he didn’t tie up and blindfold a naked woman in his basement and then take pictures of her for blackmail - Eric Greitens.
At least he hasn’t said it’s almost medically impossible to get pregnant from a legitimate rape since a woman’s…

Rockstar is going to take a page out of Valve’s playbook.
A future headline will be “GTA VI announced after 20 years of begging from fans!” followed by uproarious cheering.
Starts reading details of article...
“GTA VI will be an exclusive release for Rockstar’s proprietary VR implant platform that requires a $10k+ gaming…

Ha. I remember doing that same thing in Ultima IV or V.
Since it was an old school game where you had to literally write down quest notes on paper, I lost track of what I was supposed to do. So I decided to just kill everyone in every town I came across just to see what would happen. Eventually I came across a clue on…

She looks like a grown up version of one of the kids from Pink Floyd’s The Wall.

Even her face irritates me.
She has that “angry, white, and lookin’ for a fight” weathered look just like half the women you run into when you’re forced to stop for gas in a small rural town.

Is it OK to start euthanizing self-proclaimed “influencers”?

Who in the hell is this even trying to pander to?
Shit QB who jump-passed his way to a Heisman because he was a good wholesome bible banging virgin that gave white moms tingles in their nether regions.
Failed baseball gimmick to sell some minor league tickets.
Botched his one and only attempt at catching a pass in the…

“So Floyd, please beat this white boy’s ass.”

I don’t think it was a reckless slip of saying the quiet part out loud.
It was 100% intentional and on brand. This piece of shit was voted into that position by a majority of piece of shit voters from wherever shithole that asshole is from. He’s just the racist “fuck your feelings” mouthpiece for the Colorado klansmen…

Same white farmers that for decades have been at the very front of the handout line gladly scooping up billions upon billions of taxpayer funded bailouts and subsidies every fucking year. Same white farmers that vote in lockstep with the GOP because Dems are ‘socialists’.
The second that even just one penny of their…