Caitlyn Jenner, a trans woman, hitches her wagon to the same party that openly denigrates trans people by pushing legislation that basically legalizes discrimination... hires an ex-Trumper wife beater to run her campaign...
That sure sounds like a solid strategy.

If only Lawn Darts had a powerful, deep pocketed lobbying organization.
They only managed to amass 1 death before getting yanked from distribution.

Lou Pearlman is thanking his lucky stars that TikTok didn’t exist in the 90's.
That is if he wasn’t currently a 6-ft under pedo-ass conman.

What’s the German to American conversion for “coming soonish”?
I’m hoping the answer is “next week”.

Good god yes. I can’t even tell you how many NES controllers we went through. Luckily there was very little to those controllers and most of them ended up with a few layers of tape holding them together. All the tape actually made them easier to hold for long periods of time.

Trash article.
We have them every year in the midwest. They cause ZERO destruction and are harmless to humans. As kids, we’d play with their discarded shells since their legs would stick to you shirt.

My spouse and I DVR it and watch everyday after work.
We joke about starting a “Faces of Meghan” Instagram feed if we weren’t social media hating Gen-Xers.
That revelation came the day she popped onto the screen with a severe middle part that was bedazzled with sparkling jewels complemented by makeup that would have…

Please do.
I’m more for the “thinning the herd” immunity approach anyway.

What the actual fuck!?
Police spokesperson says ‘massage parlors were “a temptation for him that he wanted to eliminate”
I sometimes have an overwhelming temptation to eat too much cake but it has never crossed my mind to drive to 3 different bakeries and murder 8 bakers.

Hard pass.
I obsessively watch the series as a kid and distinctly remember that both GI Joe and Cobra forces had an accuracy rate of 0.001%.

The first time I saw the court design, which granted was a much smaller thumbnail on twitter, the first thing that popped into my mind was “why is there a yellow ICP juggalo hatchetman at the top of the key?”

Uhhhh, the B&W top image looks like a propaganda video for the rise of the fascist gnome regime under the axe wielding iron grip of Mario Mussolini.

I honestly don’t understand any of this anymore.
When the GOP was in power, like an abusive spouse they repeatedly rammed shit down our throats that the vast majority of Americans never wanted. Basically, “shut up and take it motherfucker!”.
When the dems are in power, the GOP minority who only represent less than 30%…

I can sympathise with Lohan and Britney since they seemed to be victims of greedy parents and handlers that cared far more about lining their bank accounts than they did their child’s well being.
But also back in the aughts, people like Paris gained a lot of their “celebrity” status by creating a persona as an…

CPAC topic #1: “Hateful democrats are trying to cancel everything that Trump stands for and everyone who voted for Trump!”

Of course she did.

Yeah you’re right.
But she hung up that sign to openly mock a child knowing that Newman’s daughter is transgender. Anyone who openly taunts and mocks children deserves something far worse than just being ignored.

Why don’t they just change their name from Bungie to Destiny Studio.

Why is “Trust The Science!” in quotes? Is she mocking science or is she trying to say science proves her asinine statement?
If she is truly saying to trust science, then she is undermining her own statement by refusing to wear a mask which is scientifically proven to help stop the spread. Not to mention that in one of…

Yes, a thousand times over.
Lets see, a pandemic with historically horrid economic despair and skyrocketing unemployment causing a record number of American to be unable to pay rent, pay utilities, put food on the table, etc. while the ruling class of vultures who represent a tiny fraction of the overall population see…