Ha. I remember doing that same thing in Ultima IV or V.
Since it was an old school game where you had to literally write down quest notes on paper, I lost track of what I was supposed to do. So I decided to just kill everyone in every town I came across just to see what would happen. Eventually I came across a clue on…

She looks like a grown up version of one of the kids from Pink Floyd’s The Wall.

Even her face irritates me.
She has that “angry, white, and lookin’ for a fight” weathered look just like half the women you run into when you’re forced to stop for gas in a small rural town.

Is it OK to start euthanizing self-proclaimed “influencers”?

Who in the hell is this even trying to pander to?
Shit QB who jump-passed his way to a Heisman because he was a good wholesome bible banging virgin that gave white moms tingles in their nether regions.
Failed baseball gimmick to sell some minor league tickets.
Botched his one and only attempt at catching a pass in the…

“So Floyd, please beat this white boy’s ass.”

I don’t think it was a reckless slip of saying the quiet part out loud.
It was 100% intentional and on brand. This piece of shit was voted into that position by a majority of piece of shit voters from wherever shithole that asshole is from. He’s just the racist “fuck your feelings” mouthpiece for the Colorado klansmen…

Same white farmers that for decades have been at the very front of the handout line gladly scooping up billions upon billions of taxpayer funded bailouts and subsidies every fucking year. Same white farmers that vote in lockstep with the GOP because Dems are ‘socialists’.
The second that even just one penny of their…

HA! Totally reminds me of back in 1992 when I was at my community service gig that I was court ordered to do 100 hours of. One day this new woman shows up to start her community service tour of duty.

Caitlyn Jenner, a trans woman, hitches her wagon to the same party that openly denigrates trans people by pushing legislation that basically legalizes discrimination... hires an ex-Trumper wife beater to run her campaign...
That sure sounds like a solid strategy.

If only Lawn Darts had a powerful, deep pocketed lobbying organization.
They only managed to amass 1 death before getting yanked from distribution.

Lou Pearlman is thanking his lucky stars that TikTok didn’t exist in the 90's.
That is if he wasn’t currently a 6-ft under pedo-ass conman.

What’s the German to American conversion for “coming soonish”?
I’m hoping the answer is “next week”.

Good god yes. I can’t even tell you how many NES controllers we went through. Luckily there was very little to those controllers and most of them ended up with a few layers of tape holding them together. All the tape actually made them easier to hold for long periods of time.

Trash article.
We have them every year in the midwest. They cause ZERO destruction and are harmless to humans. As kids, we’d play with their discarded shells since their legs would stick to you shirt.

My spouse and I DVR it and watch everyday after work.
We joke about starting a “Faces of Meghan” Instagram feed if we weren’t social media hating Gen-Xers.
That revelation came the day she popped onto the screen with a severe middle part that was bedazzled with sparkling jewels complemented by makeup that would have…

Please do.
I’m more for the “thinning the herd” immunity approach anyway.

What the actual fuck!?
Police spokesperson says ‘massage parlors were “a temptation for him that he wanted to eliminate”
I sometimes have an overwhelming temptation to eat too much cake but it has never crossed my mind to drive to 3 different bakeries and murder 8 bakers.

Hard pass.
I obsessively watch the series as a kid and distinctly remember that both GI Joe and Cobra forces had an accuracy rate of 0.001%.

I need a Katie Porter style whiteboard ‘for dummies’ presentation on WTF all of this even means.
I have yet heard an explanation of cryptocurrency in a way where I truly understand why it has such value when there is nothing tangible tied to it.
Now Crypto Art where people are spending hundreds of thousands or millions…