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Dana is basically the roided up guido son Trump wished he had.
In an interview with ESPN, Dana got all pissy at a question and follow up question about the safety concerns of still holding fight cards. He took the questions as a personal assault on his manhood, as if canceling cards equaled him backing down and showing

I’m confused.
You said it took you about 37 hours to complete including all side missions.
But in the 3rd paragraph, you also said that they vastly expanded it to the point where they took the first 1/10th of the original and blew it out into a 40 hour extravaganza. What am I missing?

AMEN!
It’s as bad as seeing an aging celebrity trending on social media. First thought is “OMG Betty White died!?” only to find out she’s just appearing on Colbert that evening.
Especially considering that I would wager $100 that Trump, Pompeo, and Moscow Mitch have paid to have coronavirus carriers track down RGB and

What a twat. They never even asked for anything.
That’s like the head of a local homeowners association sending out a newsletter saying “Just wanted all residents of Ridgeview Heights to know that contrary to popular belief, I REFUSED to let Tom Andrews use HOA funds to pay for his new swimming pool” even though he

I watched Tom Brokaw last night make a statement that just like Americans did during WW2, we have a knack for pulling together in the face of a crisis to do what is right and what’s needed from us all.
BUT... back then, America was very community based, very “neighborly” with a greater sense of the common good.
Now,

Amen to that. Let the news channels scrub his circle jerk session and then just report a bullet point list of factual outtakes, if there are any.

So Trump, the 3-D Chess Masters move to solidify his reelection by “saving the economy and stock market” is to loosen the restrictions that all health organizations around the globe have recommended and are proving successful in other countries.
Coronavirus’ counter move is to propagate at lightning speed causing the

If the bag of cheeto shits could actually form complete and coherent sentences, maybe it would be much easier to understand what the fuck the context is.
You talk in rambling snippets or word vomit. You literally called it “the new hoax” after saying “coronavirus” with a few weird trailing off words and pauses in

Is there a provision that excludes members of the GOP?

Now that’s the proper way for jovial Hollywood types to address the coronavirus plaguing our country.
WAAAAAAY better than those scumbag fucks Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard who have the purely evil capitalistic audacity to own residential apartment buildings and then wave April’s rent for all their tenants since many of

“But it should be easily agreed upon that accumulating rental profit from the wages of people likely making far, far less than you is at best a tad questionable.”
Uh, NO, it’s not questionable. You have this view of property owners like they are feudal lords and the tenants are nothing more than serfs to exploit at

It looks amazing but I couldn’t finish your video. Is there really no way to walk or run like a regular game? I’ve never played a VR game and unfortunately will never get to play this either due to the crazy price of entry. But, the teleporting around was making me seasick and seems like it would be a hindrance in

Since Trump has made it glaringly apparent that he is the center of the world and the world exists only for him, a part of me wonders if he is aware of his rapidly declining mental and physical state in addition to being aware he will be seen as the worst president in history. So his last act as a sentient bag of

Apparently all of his sycophants believe the best way to prevent the contraction of the coronavirus is to repeatedly gargle the sniveling racist’s nuts on nation TV during their daily “praise the king” pressers.

Ok whatever.
BUT I’ve never actually watched Twitch streamers (I’m Gen-X and stereotypically think everything is lame) and my only experience with streamers is from Kotaku articles. Anyway from my scientific research based on said Kotaku articles, my conclusion is that to be a popular streamer you have to:
A. Be a

Cheer was fantastic. I had to keep reminding myself that what I was watching ACTUALLY HAPPENED and to my amazement, I was NOT watching the next offering from the folks that brought us the brilliant mockumentaries ‘A Mighty Wind’, ‘Best In Show’, etc.

So Bernie lovers might not get their candidate on the ballot in November.
Sure, it’s a bit of a bummer.
BUT when the ultimate choice comes down between an actual human with the capacity for empathy, the ability to take responsibility for his actions and admit when he’s wrong, and a genuine interest in trying to do

So in one comment they were too scared to touch the code for fear of breaking something else since they implemented so many janky work arounds. But they also want to patch something just to stop a speed runner exploit but decided against it for fear of pissing off the speed runner community, not for fear of

Single issue voters will be the death of us all.
So what that he brags about sexually assaulting women, raw dogs pornstars and reminisce about the good ol times of walking on naked underage girls at his Ms. Teen shows. He’s doing god’s work by being solidly Anti-Abortion!
Who cares if he’s gutting healthcare, slashing

That was fantastic and the entire GOP needs a solid bitch slapping.
Seriously, this whole thing is bullshit. Where’s the fucking tests!?
My son showed all the symptoms associated with coronavirus so took him to the doctor. The doc ran all the tests for flu and strep and even x-rayed his lungs. He checked every box of