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Asking for a certain billionaire who’s last name is a brand of cheese.

It’s going to be a hoot when Putin has no more use for Trump and his band of comic book villains and they all start dropping dead from a mysterious highly lethal poison. I for one won’t be able to stop grinning from ear to ear when that day comes in the near future.

I came here with the sole purpose to snarkily post “How could you have overlooked Showgirls!?!”
Well played Emily.

2 questions.
Love the game and still play regularly but have 1 main gripe which is... why does the game have to be ‘always on’ to where I can never pause the game? I get that it makes perfect sense if you are one of the players that always play in groups or answer agent help signals and such. But if I choose to play…

At this point, I don’t give a rats ass who wins the nomination. All I care about is that ALL democrats suck it up and VOTE FOR THE EVENTUAL DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE! Don’t take your ball and run home to whine because your candidate with a great idea on some fringe social issue didn’t get the nominee. Don’t give an…

Now that he’s been proven to be above the law and the GOP will fall in line lockstep behind every reprehensible thing he does, how long before he has Bill Barr’s Gestapo arrest and imprison his political foes and enlist the Oath Keepers to take out those “enemies of the state” members of the media?

Seriously, WTF. If Obama would have done 1% of what this shit stain has done, a lynch mob of Oath Keepers, or whatever those para military AR-15 toting LARPing dickless idiots call themselves, would have given him the Lincoln treatment long ago.
And the cowards in the Senate. It was like watching a rape trial that had…

Kudos. You had good kernel of an idea which was the better use for a flamethrower line. Take ol’ sparky and use it to torch whatever is left of your contract with Jezebel. This angsty teen “shit on everything ‘cause I’m too cool to give a fuck” schtick was rather played out by the late 90's. At least a real critic’s…

I absolutely agree that he shouldn’t get a head coaching job.

HAHA Yes! I was actually thinking of that exact skit. When that first aired, my girlfriend at the time loved Depeche Mode so that skit was all too perfect.

Just voting these complicit treasonous cunts out of office in November isn’t nearly enough punishment for them at this point.

These movies reviews smell like the pretentious music snob that worked at the independent record store and would shit on every band that a customer would ask about before throwing out the most obscure band names they could think of and then scoff at the customers inferior taste when they invariably replied:
“Oh I’ve…

So... this group of ultra christians think the idea of pro-choice is a “vast moral evil” like giving people the choice to racially discriminate by way of slavery. BUT these same ultra christians cry foul when they are NOT given the choice to freely discriminate against LGBTQ people. Uhh.... hmm... yeah I just can’t.

Damn you. When you say “Half-Life: Alyx is the first Half-Life game to be created with VR in mind” instead of “exclusively for VR”, you cruelly give me a glimmer of hope that the game will also be playable by the other 99% of gamers who don’t have the disposable income to shell out on a fancy VR headset.

Yeah fair enough. A lot of it with that particular book was the cadence of the sentence structures were very disjointed and was difficult to read with any kind of flow. Also the vernacular used from civil war era poor southern rural folks represented in the story was not a good match for early teen/tweens. After every…

Damn you HBO! Feels like I’m getting the Deadwood “John from Cincinnati’d” treatment all over again.
And selfishly, I was very much looking forward to where Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross were going to take the soundtrack next season.

As a parent with 2 kids that are in the mid teens now, in my observation the biggest reason they had a sharp decline in their interest in reading had nothing to do with being told what they couldn’t read. It had WAY more to do with what they HAD to read. Teachers repeatedly assigning these “literary classics” that…

No Virtual Boy!? Travesty!
I mean, it is considered a portable gaming console.
Other than the migraine you’d get after about 5 minutes of playing Mario’s Tennis and the painful crick in your neck from keeping your face correctly pressed against the non-wearable headset, it was an amazing glimpse into the future.

Eric looks like the estranged brother that no one in the family has spoken to ever since he ran off with the prostitute that hooked him on heroin who suddenly shows up sorta shaven wearing a thrift store suit and declares that he “hasn’t used” for 3 days now ever since Krystal OD’d while shooting up behind that pawn sh…

I can’t believe we’re living in the timeline where the fucking Kardashian klan of kunts have a fucking net worth higher than most sovereign nations and a rapist pedophile that lusts over his own daughter is president.
Please 2020, cast forth a biblical plague that eradicates humans from the face of the planet. We’ve…