Good job company man. You STUCK TO SPORTS! So much so you didn’t even proofread the first sentence.
And bravo for having the balls to still have the comments turned on unlike those spineless coward scab articles over at the shithole aggregator parasite that devoured its host body otherwise known as Deadspin.
Three…

Better question, where can we find you after this weekend?
Walking bag of anal leakage Jim Spanfeller has already killed off my favorites Splinter and Deadspin so I’m fully expecting that oozing rectal cyst Spanfeller to kill Kotaku off this weekend because you aren’t openly sucking off game publishers for better ad…

Huh?
“ Check if out of you”

Still baffles me that the powers that be in white hollywood STILL haven’t figured this out. Tyler Perry has been a juggernaut of entertainment proving over and over and over that non-white audiences can be a huge revenue stream if you create entertainment options attractive to them. Why they still insist on pushing…

Time for Mafia Don to sleep with the fishes.

That’s nice.
But at some point, protesters need to realize that all of these soulless husks in this administration who feed off of cruelty can never be shamed. They absolutely do not care. They just slink off behind their security and plan new way to achieve new depths of cruelty and never dedicate a single millisecond…

Damn straight! Cheetah is his Mt Everest of pussies to conquer.

Is he planning on applying for a seat in the Legion of Doom?
Solomon Grundy MAAAAAD!

It’s about goddamn time they start acting like the brazen fascist regime they so desire to be. Finally stopped playing coy and came out with the “yeah I did it and fuck you because you ain’t going to do shit about it”.
Until the Dems do anything beyond the furrowing of brows and wagging of fingers in disapproval, why…

What a rube. Falling for the Chinese hoax.

Only because his morbid obesity causes him to pause 3 times per sentence to suck down a nasally slurping breath before continuing to push the lie from his sphincter lips.

Trying my hand at a Trump’s style of a joke:
Ya know, if something tragic were to suddenly happen to Trump and Pence, Nancy Pelosi would become president....
...just kidding of course.

He should get a Nobel prize for proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Democratic leadership is a gaggle of spineless cowards who are complicit in allowing this tyrant to dismantle our democracy in broad daylight with a giant ‘fuck you’ middle finger chaser.

I’m more shocked that these Trump sycophants that the media keeps insisting on giving airtime to even bother with lying anymore. It’s been proven beyond a shadow of doubt that the democrats are spineless pussies that won’t do a fucking thing beyond responding with a furrowed brow and toothless finger wag of…

I thought jumping on a cafeteria table an shouting “Fuck her right in the pussy!” was his go to pep talk.

Good god Dems are stupid and apparently completely incapable of learning from the same mistake they’ve made a thousand times over. Dems are forever the frog while Repubs are forever the scorpion. They will ALWAYS stab you in the back with venomous barbs. For fucksake Dems, pull your heads out of your asses.

It’s obviously going to be Sergeant Slaughter.

That photo along with the dire headline immediately made me think of Iggy Pop when he played Angry Bob the radio DJ in the movie Hardware. “Coming to you with the good news and the bad news... As for the good news - There is no fucking good news!”

Well yeah, I mean why would you expect a 14 billion dollar network to have such wildly extravagant things like a back up generator. You know ESPN’s Monday Night Booger Mobile had triple redundancy technology on every on-board system like the NASA rover but CBS can’t splurge for a fucking jumper?

I’d like to see a demographic study on who gets all giddy for all this useless cosmetic crap that has zero effect on the game play. I’m solidly a Gen-X gamer who would get livid every time a spin reward in Forza was some lame ass dance or hat instead of one of the cars or credits. But my teenage son has blown way too…