But does any of this even matter anymore?
The nation could wake up tomorrow morning and find Trump sitting on the kitchen floor with an empty container of Oreos in his tiny hands. He would throw a tantrum yelling that he DID NOT shove them all into his piehole while oreo spittle hurles from his sphincter mouth. His…

I had no idea that people of Poland were a bunch of crossfit psychos Instagraming shots of their ripped abs and box jump feats.

Counterpoint - You were showered with riches by being an insufferable twat to everyone around you. You live a dream lavish lifestyle and were rewarded handsomely for your reprehensible behavior and now you want pity or sympathy? Fuck off.

Ahhhh, the ol’ “I’m not anti-gay because I met a gay man once” defense. Totally fits the Trumpist narrative. “I’m not racist because I appointed Ben Carson” or “I’m not a misogynist because I shook hands with Angela Merkel” or “It’s not rape if you’re famous”.

And...
We all know how this will play out. Ye Ol’ Senile One will claim he barely ever spoke to her and really didn’t even know who she was until she turned in her resignation. He will deny calling her “my beautiful one” because “ya know, look at her, she’s totally not my type, maybe a 4 or 5 but definitely not a 10".…

Beginning to think he really doesn’t want to serve a second term and is systematically alienating every faction that would have typically been a Trump supporter.
Piss off farmers through idiotic tariffs... check!
Enrage proud anti-big government Texans by threatening to seize their land for the wall... check!
Give a…

I just approach being a landlord the same why I do life - be respectful of everyone and treat them fairly until they give you a reason not to. To my tenants, the houses they are renting from me are their homes and I want them to feel like it’s THEIR home so they treat it well and want to stay for a long time. I…

As a Kansas Citian, this cracks me up: “people in KC are friendly to the point that is a little unnerving.” For the most part, yes.
But to counter that, just get yourself some tickets in the upper bowl of a Chiefs game. I’ve personally witnessed drunk white trash girls who were standing for a prolonged amount of time…

I actually want to see him try this. Crazy Cliven Bundy’s militia were willing to have a prolonged armed standoff with the government over their illegal cattle grazing practices. Can’t wait to see what a bunch of gun loving, anti-government proud Texans will do when the Idiot King tries to steal their land to build…

But why should he stop?
Yeah, he’s a vile piece of shit that shouldn’t even be allowed to consume our precious oxygen BUT, the scary part is that he has been serving Iowa in some governmental capacity for 22 years! So what if he’s going broke and doesn’t have supporters within his party. He apparently has PLENTY of…

Take a bow Grim Reaper. You earned it.
Now make a visit to the rest of the modern American axis of evil.

The vaunted University of Missouri strong safeties.

So soooo Trumpian. Everytime they get advance warning that something with the potential to do significant damage to his presidency is bearing down on their mighty tyrant, they launch a multi-front assault to deflect, discredit, blame the opposition and repeat in unison wild conspiracy theories to froth up his base.
The…

Stool Presidente = Shit King

What’s the over/under on how many day pass before it’s discovered that Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman are behind this?

He would sign an executive order demanding that all orphans be handed over to Big Oil if a lobbyist with a fat donation check told him that they could be dumped into a rendering machine to extract trace amounts of crude oil from their little bones.

Seb Gorka/Jacob W0hl 2032

Apparently the motorhome industry thinks their entire demographic has shifted to the “white trash gone rich” category. The people that are now in their late 40s to early 50s who love Affliction shirts and still wear the hideously over embroidered and bedazzled jeans, guzzle monster energy drinks before taking out the…

Of course he made it about himself. Why even feign surprise or shock. This is the same soulless shit weasel that upon hearing the World Trade Centers had been destroyed by terrorist resulting in the deaths of over 2,600 people, his first thought and word vomit was “now my tower is the tallest”.
Of course he wouldn’t…

And WEED is really popular too and has been linked to exactly ZERO deaths but these same gun loving red states will never legalize that shit. So great argument there ya asshat.