What’s the over/under on number of days in prison before those shiny white veneers are scattered about “The Yard”. Is it more or less than the number of days before he’s admitted to the infirmary for a ruptured colon?

When Donnie ‘pee pants’ Jr. starts his long long stint in prison, can we PLEASE have a 24/7 live camera feed of his swift and pathetic decline into prison yard punching bag and shower room boy toy. Bet you could make it subscription based and pay for all the social programs his sub-human fuckhole of a dad decimated.

THIS IS WHY TRUMP WON!
The TP Police made such a stink about the original photo with “improper rolling direction” that they bullied the poor girl into replacing it with a non-offensive roll.
Make Asswiping Great Again!

Please, PLEASE install a camera from the other side of the bridge to capture the driver’s reaction at the moment of impact.
If they had a split screen edit with one view of the truck and one view of the driver in the cab, I can’t guarantee that I wouldn’t pee myself from laughter.

White privilege.
If nosey Nancy caught a glimpse of an african-american woman doing something so horrendously unspeakable as dipping a chicken strip in something other than cool ranch, she would have undoubtedly hidden behind a trash can and called the police.

You can put a checkmark next to my name in the “not a human being” category.
Fuck that complicit piece of shit.
Fuck her willful rejection of truth.
Fuck her smug condescending responses to members of the media who are doing their jobs and upholding the 1st amendment right of a free press to question our government.
She…

Death Grips feels more like an evolution of the 90's experimental noise groups that spun from the industrial scene. Atari Teenage Riot digital hardcore type shit. Just a different mix of drugs.

Rick Flair said it best. “To be the man, you gotta beat the man”.
Cejudo had a good plan and it was a good fight but he inflicted hardly any damage. It wasn’t the old school lay-and-pray but he certainly wasn’t using his wrestling to set up submissions or attacks either. Sure, he survived 5 rounds without being the…

It’s all good. He references himself in saying “I would ass pound them two fags.” implying that he too is gay and would enjoy a few rounds of some randy rollin’ on the mat. It’s akin to African-Americans referring to themselves with the n-word.

Was the MLS excluded?
The New England Revolution not only used a piece of clip art, they literally ripped off a $5 GAP t-shirt design.

I’m surprised the internal organs of these butthurt people don’t tear through their paper thin skin.
As a guy whose 80's experience spanned from 2nd thru 11th grade where I was a chubby kid with a frizzy fro-like hair and wore glass, I can’t even count the number of movies, TV shows, after-school specials, and teen…

Reminds me of a certain exec I use to work for. I had recommended someone I knew for a position he was hiring for. He hired her. He decided to relentlessly sexually harass her. She got fed up and got an attorney. He ended up costing the company a few hundred thousand in settlement and legal fees. The day after the…

My takeaway from this and other recent headlines...
How strong were those shrooms I took?
Follow up...
When will they wear off?

Trump is Dana White’s Tony Clifton.
I mean, has anyone ever seen them in the same room together... Nope.

Is this a common practice that is well known within the Playboy model circuit? I can’t fathom anyone having sex with that disgusting pile of excised liposuction fat UNLESS they all shared notes and said “if you can endure that rancid pile of flesh writhing around on top of you without vomiting, then the sorry excuse…

What’s the over/under on the number Republican congress members who will even bat an eye when Donnie Jr is indicted and Dotard Sr. immediately pardons him? 2? Maybe 3?

PLEASE have Mirko Cro Cop in nothing but his iconic Croatian MMA trunks patrolling the sidelines as the honorary coach.

The GOP crime and punishment spectrum.
Rape, sodomy, sexual assault and pedophilia earns a person a spot in the White House or as a presidential advisor.
Wearing a bandana over your mouth and nose at a protest earns a person up to 15 years in prison.
Welp, can’t argue that logic.

Please tell me there is a fully mic’d up version of her falling through the ceiling, playing on loop at half speed.

Well, he had to divert attention away from his ranting “GET OFF MY LAWN!” disdain at the US winning the World Cup bid somehow.