A local KC sports radio dipshit has been trying to justify the potential signing by saying that we are a nation of laws and the law says he’s paid his due and has every right to earn a living. Yes, but... Earn a fucking living running boxes at the Amazon fulfillment center or delivering pizza. Heimlich did it TWICE…

Sweet. So you’re saying I have a shot at becoming one of Trump’s cabinet members.

Seriously? Did I break the ‘we go high when they go low’ liberal mantra. Fine. I guess I should have put a few tearful laughing emojis next to it like Don Jr. does on every single one of his vile joke tweets.

Say hello to justice Stephen Miller.
Before you say ‘no way could that ever happen’, let me refer you to all the anti-Hillary liberals who didn’t bother voting because they still thought ‘no way Trump can win’.

Purely hypothetical question...
Florida is a ‘stand your ground’ state.
Mar-A-Lago is in Florida.
Wouldn’t it just be considered self defense if someone was out for a stroll around Mar-A-Lago when suddenly a 239 lb. orange swamp beast shambled out of the woods headed in your direction?

Trump supporters care more about ‘sticking it to libs’ than they do about protecting our democracy. The vast majority of Trumpsters rely on some sort of government assistance (Medicare, Medicaid, farm subsidies, etc.) which will ALL be gutted if Trump is allowed to continue his steady march to authoritarianism. But…

Fuck civility. Dems need to start fighting like a cornered wolverine and rip the faces off of every fucking Drumpf minion that dares step in front of them. Bullies only retreat when they taste their own blood pouring out of their face.

Whoa, that was unexpected. Judging by the headline, I would have sworn this was another Billy Haisley ‘wait til its over and then talk shit’ article.

I’m worried his poor form could cause his spine to snap thus rendering his lower extremities, including is tiny Jr. Jr., to become utterly useless. The nerve damage would also eliminate his ability to speak and tweet.
That does have a 99% probability of happening right?
Please.

Come on man. It’s the Royals. It’s as impressive as LeBron dunking on a 12 yr old.

Which drawer does Trump keep all the balls he confiscated from every single member of the GOP? And it’s ironic that the GOP is so anti-trans.

Now I get it.
Sucker punch another fighter in the ring after the bell (Paul Daley) and get banned from the UFC for life.
Repeatedly sucker punch a defenseless woman less than half your size and become Dana’s next cash-cow protege.

“I don’t get no respect” - The Godfather: Part III

This time next week we will be discussing the finer points of the “Give Kim 2 nuclear subs in exchange for permission to build the Pyongyang Trump International Golf Course”. Trump ain’t no dummy. He’s bringing his closer, Rodman.

I went from full-on raging boner over the announcement of a new Fallout to sad floppy fella as soon as I heard the online settlement building survival angle.
Dropped from definite pre-order to a maybe when its an Xbox Games with Gold freebie.

Just meander over to IGN. It’s about 99% pure hatred over this announcement. Same goes for the always “level-headed” twittersphere.

Drumpf was all in on the coin play from the very beginning. Mint coins for an event he has no intention of ever attending. Cancel event and halt production thus skyrocketing the value of the now super-limited edition, never-to-be-minted-again coin.
Drumpf, while slowly nodding and tapping his temple, “3D chess people.…

Berman announcing heavy weight fights. Just a continual “rumblin’ bumblin’ fumblin’ tumblin’ whooooooooop” for 5 minutes straight.

My bad. They do have one more win than the White Sox. I actually wrote my post while wearing my 2015 Take the Crown shirt and kept that entire world series on my DVR for about a year until my kids deleted it to make room for Teen Titans.

And the Galaxy is one of the worst teams in the MLS. Thats like saying the MLB is total garbage because look at the Royals. The Browns prove the NFL is shit. Nice analysis ya fuckin’ troll.