Feeling like the civil disobedience ship has left the dock and is halfway out of the harbor by now. I’d love to fling a molotov at one of their vacation homes or their “weekend Bentley”. BUT their vacation homes are behind gates with security staff. Their yachts are docked at a marina that an average peon like me…

Meh. Look up Leslie Smith’s ear at UFC 180. AND she wanted to keep fighting. That one definitely made my butt pucker.

That’s why his face looks like a wet ziplock bag of liposuction waste rolled in a pile of pube trimmings.

Completely unrelated... But, has anyone ever choked to death from a small-ish sized, round cookie becoming perfectly lodged in the windpipe?

What about the hypocritical shitbag John Currie? While at K-State, Currie runs Frank Martin out of town and defends his decision to take a shit on K-State’s rising basketball program with some self-righteous moral high ground BS. After he thoroughly fucked KSU, he bolts for Tennessee and immediately tries to hire a…

The irony of calling Ajit McFuckface’s new bill the “Restoring Internet Freedom Order” is beyond insulting and should require a mandatory boot stomp to that assholes head. Preferably with him facedown on a curb. UNLESS, the name of the bill was targeted to his old telecom buddies and the message is “I’m restoring your…

I find it incredibly offensive that a rambling incoherent unintelligible (alleged) murderer can shed his white suit, don a pair of glasses, suddenly find jesus and wallah! Now he’s the wise football sage of ESPN and FOX.
That said, Whitlock hands down.

And he was there for a charity event with Kurt “Super Christ” Warner. Was Kurt hoping to lay the healing hands upon Winston and have him denounce his past aggressions towards women?

Is that one of Winston’s old college rape tricks? Distraction plus cheapshot knockout?

And he lost. The Chiefs are undefeated by the way.

Not cool. The kids 11 and the video looked like every other U-12 kid who’s told by his coach to ‘stay in your position’. Not his fault his dad is a fucking cunt.
Although congrats on posting an article that actually makes me wish you’d go back to your obsession with arbitrarily bashing the MLS.

That’s cute. Get back to me when they actually win something of note – Open Cup, Supporters Shield, MLS championship. Sor far they are the shiny new object benefitting from the surge of curiosity seeking semi-fans and MLS’s nauseating and relentless shoving of Atlanta United down our throats.
It almost feels like the…

I’m still stuck on the first sentence. What the hell is “eating a ball of pot”? Is that an millennial new yorker thing?

Nintendo has an uncanny knack for announcing a new game in a franchise that I loved in the earlier days of Nintendo only to turn my giddy excitement into sheer disappointment when they follow up with “...for the 3DS”. Maybe it’s just me but as someone who is a couple years older than the author, I grew up with…

In other ESPN news, it was announced that their NBA color commentator Tim McVeigh no longer calling Oklahoma City Thunder games.

Cuz the MLS sucks.

Deadspins stance on soccer:
The MLS signs aging euro stars and it proves the MLS is a hack league of over-the-hill has beens pandering for a few more fair weather fans.
Indian Super League signs aging euro stars and it proves the ISL is a relevant soccer country on the world stage.
In summary, MLS is shit. Everyone else…

I can always count on Deadspin to never balk at a chance to shit on the MLS.

Can I give you 500 stars?
Fucking Shitstain Brownback and his grand experiment of ultra-conservative Laffer economics destroyed Kansas faster than the SS Christie destroys an all-you-can-eat Italian buffet. The only reasonable way to remove that retched cunt from KS is by dragging him behind a rancid honey wagon over…

The Mexico national team had a “friendly” vs Paraguay at Arrowhead in KC 2 years ago and the “fans” again threw bottles at security, stormed the field and started numerous fights.
BUT, coaches always preach consistency whether at home or away so...