In addition to that, I now only bathe when it rains and I crap in the neighbor’s garden to provide free fertilization.

Bill Self could take a shit right in the middle of the NCAA board room table during an executive meeting and those spineless assholes would just say ‘thanks’.
Yet any non-blue blood program gets the book thrown at them for a player wearing unsanctioned socks to an off-season team gathering.
What a joke.

So if every morning someone hides his Coca-Cola button in a new location thus making him tirelessly search for it, we’ll have President Pence by mid-July.

I’d argue that it’s the fans in general. Or “fans”. As others have noted, this is a great card and I’m very excited. But, as someone who has watched way too much MMA, I get very frustrated with the lack of understanding that most of these so called fans have. Fans of just about every other sport have a savant level of…

Pet name for his pussy grabbing technique.
Popped in a tic-tac and gave her the ol’ hole-in-one.

So how’s that rape culture thing going at the KU basketball dorms?

Before now, the phrase “have to notify my probation officer” has only been uttered by my idiot deadbeat trailer park cousin for stealing bikes and ironically has to ride a bike everywhere due to DUI accumulation.
Now it applies to Gen Petraeus as a the national security advisor.
Well then...

Love that FAKE NEWS CNN is running on 2 of the TVs directly behind this public access mock interview.

The man baby is nothing more than a single-ply orange hefty bag full of fecal matter.
BUT, that’s a far cry from plagiarism.

That man spews shit faster than a manure spreader so obviously there are far more egregious things to skewer him over.
You can do better.

Her outfit is just a teaser at the new Hunger Games era of the incoming dictator regime.

I would rather be forced to sit between two morbid obese naked men doing hot yoga for 12 hours straight than hear or see anything from that vile soulless fat-assed media whore. In layman’s terms, fuck that cancerous Kardashian clan’s stain on our society.

And with that win, Bill Snyder’s Wildcats finished their teabagging of the entire state of Texas.

Should have just stolen some crab legs, or jumped on a cafeteria table and scream profanities, or what am I forgetting...?

So why is the illiterate fuckhole cheapshot artist all butthurt?
Please re-post with English subtitles.

Its KU Basketball. Nothing will happen.
Just like the when a local drug ring was busted for supplying weed and other fun party accessories to the KU Basketball team. Players and assistant coaches were even named as repeat customers. Within a couple days, the KU connection vanished from all investigations. KU Basketball…

Yes. My wife said “how did that dumb and dumber kid get such nice seats?” and which point I had to explain that he was the Raiders owner. After a quick google search, she began to tell me of his love for fanny packs, Hooter’s all-you-can-eat wings night, cheap rental cars, and that he invented the muff-style hand…

Chiefs won.

Took my then 10 year old daughter to a home Chiefs game a few years back. She was excited to go and wore Chiefs cheerleader outfit her grandma gave her. By the second half, the Chiefs were getting blown out by the Dolphins and half the Chiefs fans had left. So of course a blubbering pile of drunken Dolphin fans about…

That’s cute. When will liberals realize that peaceful protest, no matter how large, do nothing. The entities that you protest sit in their ivory towers and laugh at your silly chants and clever signs. Trump and his nazi party just smugly smiled through and flippantly dismissed and unending onslaught of criticism for…

For your next trick, are you going to show highlights from an NAIA D2 game and use it as a proof point that American football is shit?
It’s freakin minor league soccer. But hey, haters gotta hate.