Note taken. The Seahawks forgot to publish a memorandum reminding everyone that they had a patent on the “locked arm tribute”

Gochujang!

Watching spandex clad people in tiny canoes frantically paddling in a literal sea of shit, syringes and dead bodies should be way higher than the mid 200's.

Damn. That just cut their attendance in half.

Who’s got a shiny new World Series ring?

Interesting tactic.
When the replies overwhelming support Ariel and criticize your attempt to paint him as a fraud, they remain stuck in “pending” and thus hidden limbo. The approval process on Deadspin seems to conveniently grind to a halt when the replies aren’t going the way they hope. Considering this is an article…

You are correct. The UFC looks like the biggest asshole in the room.
Yes there were some journalistic bad practices going on. But, having tuned in for the majority of the MMA Hour episodes, Ariel had no problem delving into topics he knew the UFC didn’t want discussed. He did a great job of covering talent from all…

I’ve been curious but seriously, how’s it work? It has to have enough pressure to be effective which makes me feel like the blast of water would leave me with damp nuts and buttcheeks? Seems like it would create a fine misty mix of water and poop particles. Kinda like hosing off the deck and leaving dirty water…

This was bound to boil over considering the rich and violent history of this bitter rivalry.

Instantly thought it was a cigar so I spent the next 10 minutes trying to figure out what it was because from the very get go, it was obviously a fucking cigar. So I was sure it was amazing face paint on some dipshit smoking a cigar but then I couldn’t find the facial contours. So then I convinced myself that it was…

Payton Hillis was great. His post-Madden cover stats for the Chiefs were reminiscent of Walter Payton

Whitlock is like Trump. He was just a local buffoon/celeb in KC who was a little charming in how batshit crazy his rants were and the ridiculousness of his antics. For a while it even felt like he was in on the joke. Like he knew what his persona was within KC and he had a good time playing it up.
But like Trump, the…

Your headline implies that John Jones is going to fight.
Dude couldn’t or didn’t even try to finish a one-armed OSP who took the fight on short notice.
Oh well. At least the rest of the card is shaping up to be insanely good.

Most other countries have around 20 teams in their respective leagues.
So what.
Size and population wise, almost all of those countries would fit within the state of Texas. The MLS would be fine with 30 teams without diluting the “talent” especially since the MLS isn’t really concerned with fielding teams of elite…

Poor Mighty Mouse. That guy is a filthy witch with lightening speed and highly entertaining to watch. Yet here he is again relegated to the backburner and only gets press time when answering questions about McGregor.
Side note, can you imagine the absolute spectacle and insanity of a McGregor entrance if he was making…

Why not retire. He doesn’t owe anything to anyone. He made shite loads of cash by become the Ali 2.0 of trash talk in an era that absolutely devours that kind of brash bravado. I think deep down he knew that he was riding a perfect storm of hype and cashed in on every second of it before being exposed for what he is.…

This movie was bad enough when it was released under its original name of FernGully: The Last Rainforest.
Avatar. AKA, Ham-Fisted Crapfest.

I’ll tell you what happened to Johnny Football... The goddamn mexicans flooding this country taking all the best jobs. Johnny Football!? pfft. More like Juanny Futbol! Keep Merica Great! TRUMP 2016!!!!

I love the Rock. Do I secretly wish I were him? Yes. Do I want to fuck him? No.
If he was on top, he’d kill me. If I were on top, my pasty squishy dad-bod boner would shrivel up from feelings of inadequacy.
If I’m going to fuck a dude, I’m going to bang some effeminate Thai girly boy. At least that would be somewhat on…

I don’t sit but I don’t stand up straight like I am reciting the pledge of allegiance either. Like others have mentioned, I’m not blindly putting my hand down into the bowl to execute a sitting wipe. But it’s not a full-on stand either. I liken it to an umpire’s crouch. I’m still somewhat squatting but not completely…