Love it. 2 seasons ago the Royals started playing with a ton of swagger and made the game fun again. Everyone outside of KC including Deadspin called them a bunch of bush league jackasses that didn’t understand the unwritten rules.
Bryce Harper calls out the stupidity of the unwritten rules and is getting praised and…

Dana. Such a hypocrital asshole.
During every season of TUF, he goes on his usual testosterone fueled diatribe about how real fighters are here to fight anyone at anytime no matter what. Other champs or top contenders have passed up certain fights where they had much more to lose than gain and Dana took to every outlet…

If you factor in the self absorbed whiny douchebag stat, then yes Butthole Mouth Bautista is worth an extra buck or two. This insufferable asshole does need a little extra incentive to bat flip his way to another early post-season flameout.

I’m just a middle age white guy and am still confounded by all of this. I watched the performance. I was glad when Coldplay was pushed aside to make way for the far more entertaining and energetic portion of the halftime show. I have no idea why it caused such an uproar. I felt like I was watching a modernized version…

Talib is just a piece of shit thug who should have been ejected immediately. I’ve seen plenty of games where players were ejected for much less. Did we need his admission of intent? Hell no. That was as blatant as you can get. Fucking scumbag with an IQ of 10 and a 4 year old’s grasp of the English language has…

The biggest dick move is the NCAA’s choice to not pursue anything after a KC drug ring was busted who’s biggest client was the KU basketball team and staff. Investigation? Nope.
A non blue blood school gets blasted when a player accepts the “illegal gift” of a dress shirt to attend a family funeral.
NCAA. Leading the…

I’d be scared if I was McGregor now. All of Dana’s handpicked darlings that he’s put the UFC PR machine behind have recently fallen in somewhat shocking or at least unexpected ways. Rousey at the peak of the hype train gets blasted. The super cute future star VanZant was just smashed. And golden boy Sage was just…

The key is to wrap the ball in rolling papers before you throw it his way.

Mmmmmmm 60 feet 6 inches of sour swedish fish.

That is why TMZ should stay in its swim lane.
Virtually every fighter that suffers any sort of injury goes to the hospital for precautionary reason unless it’s very minor. That part is not news. The real news is that Ronda, who is mostly a classless POS when it comes to the fight profession, finally got her due. TMZ…

They haven’t actually printed all the cover inserts yet so 10 minutes of photoshop will fix it. Just bloat the eyes to look like a deer in a headlights and use the brush tool to add copious amount of blood to her nose and mouth.
Hell, you could even do that by adding a sticker over her face just in case they’ve gone to…

That was beautiful. Felt like a great high school fight back when a fight was a fight and not a mob of kids sucker punching each other.
You have the belligerent classless white trash bully that flicks a cigarette at the other kid before charging like a bull. Then proceed to get a behind-the-woodshed ass whooping that…

So the unwritten rule of baseball is that a large market team can throw at a batter’s head and be praised for making a statement. But a small market team is bashed by all media outlets as being bush league and bad for the sport when they do it.
Ok. But the head scratcher is that the nordic tranny tried to hit Escobar…

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you...

The Royals didn’t get bludgeoned. A high-price rental masquerading as a Royal got bludgeoned. The rest of the Royals put up more than enough runs if Cueto wasn’t throwing BP in a home run derby.
And enough with the stealing signs crap. After Cueto shit his pants, Medlen gave up only 3 hits over 5 innings. Why didn’t…

I got to the part about breaking some sun glasses and began to wonder what the point of this is. So I started scrolling down and realized this is really really long with some funny, maybe contextual, photos.
Can someone summarize this in a bulleted list and insert it into a Keynote slide (Fuck you Powerpoint).
Thanks

MLB just set a bullshit precedence.
If a runner just beat your tag, lean all your body weight on them while still applying tag. When the properties of physics take effect and the runner slips a bit under all the extra weight being applied, CALL FOR REPLAY!
Why not replay every fucking pitch now that every game has…

FUCK YOU TOM LEY FOR REPOSTING THIS ON DEADSPIN. JUST BECAUSE THE ENTIRE SHITBAG FAMILY LIKES TO RIDE ATHLETES DICKS DOESN’T MEAN DEADSPIN FANS GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT THIS GAGGLE OF WHORES.
KEEP DEADSPIN A KARTRASHIAN FREE ZONE!!!!!!!!!!

Destiny is the WNBA of the gaming world. Everyone I know gave up on that turd within a month of its release because it’s a glaringly sub-par product. Yet for some reason, it’s still shoved on the gaming public.
Bungie, just like ol’ David Stern use to do, must be paying for all this press and hype.

Von Miller looked liked a little bitch that was butt hurt from being effectively blocked out on the play. Little Miss Miller should shut the fuck up and be happy he wasn’t ejected for his other unsportsmanlike antics.