If he popped a few beers before a fight, everyone would laugh it off and call him a throwback to the good ol days of bar room brawls. Almost Cowboy-esque.
He fires up a bowl before a fight and he’s banned for 5 years!? Just silly.
I would even argue that popping a few beers is more performance enhancing that weed.
I’ve…

You guess! Am I jerking off and about ready to climax. OR am I trying to crap my pants so I can be dismissed from this shit show?

Reminds me of the “rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic” idiom.
This game under-delivered on so many levels that I never even gave Dinklage a second thought.

Did you really just happen to suddenly find errors, or did MLB brass strongly suggest you “find something”. I don’t understand the anti-Royals stance from the majority of media outlets and MLB itself. Why so scared of a small market team taking center stage for once when they have more than earned. Except for Omar…

That was even more exciting than the time I watched that boat race between that Oracle dude and some other boats awhile ago somewhere in the bay area. Riveting.

FIFA, party like a Quatari. Spend millions on bribes, enslave and kill hundreds of migrant workers, send death threats to anyone willing to speak up. That resume makes Satan himself tip his hat in respect.
Just cut to the chase and immediately announce a boycott of the next 2 World Cups and boycott any corporate…

Boxing is the odds on favorite for winning the coveted Golden Troll Of The Year award.
In the words of Wise Sage Kutcher “Ya’ll got Punk’d!!!”

What a complete bush league horse shit thing to do. This guy is a disgrace to baseball.
What’s that? OOOOHHHHH he plays for big market San Fran.
Never mind. He’s cool. Just showing some good ol’ Hard Baseball Man swagger.
For a second I though this was another “Bash the Royals for showing Hard Baseball Man swagger”…

Hey Ray Lewis. Now here’s a topic you might actually be qualified to speak to.

Where is your story about Chris Sale trying to storm into the Royals clubhouse in the 8th inning to try and fight Ventura?

If he plays for Boston, SF, NY, etc. he’d be celebrated for his take no shit swagger.
Instead he plays for a team that doesn’t get regular handjobs from the big sports media outlets. So of course he’s a piece of shit thats bad for the sport.

Lin Fucking Elliot.
Miss.
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Eat a bag of dicks.

Go back to geometry class Rousey!
Celeste CLEARLY DOES NOT walk in a circular path holding a cardboard sign. She walks in a freakin' OCTAGONAL path while holding a cardboard sign. That requires a number of oh-so subtle turns along the way. So yes, it definitely is a skill position. Get your shit straight Ronda.

Court storming!!!!!!!!!!
Bill Self's wig just shot off the top of his head like a cartoon geyser.

Ahhhhhh, I see. It's classless for an under .500 un-ranked basketball team to celebrate after beating the #8 team in the country.
But even Ann Landers would agree that most appropriate way to celebrate a hard fought victory over a far superior 2-7 team is to storm the field and destroy your own goal posts. Which by the…

These two "men" should endure public shaming by being submitted to the fecal version of the ice bucket challenge in the middle of the 57 American Horse School football field.
Question - Where were all of the other adults? Was there not one other person in that entire stadium who had the balls to stand up to these…

Love it. BUT why are there Chinese subtitles on a cartoon that already has Chinese dialogue?

Wait, KU has a football team?

Bullshit. You've taken away my ability to bitch about the games being played during hours that aren't optimal for good ol' Uhmerican ME! USA! USA!

Aaaaaaand... the Royals won. We avoided being Yosted again.
Next question...
Hey TBS... what's your excuse for the piece of shit sorry-ass broadcast crew?