That TBS crew even makes Joe Buck seem dynamic.

It must have worked well for the local legalized ticket scalpers. The second biggest idiot local sports radio windbag (Bob Fesco, don't worry. You will always be #1, by a mile) actually suggested during his show that we all just use the scalper service because they have thousands of tickets located throughout the K…

CORRECTION: The actual quote was "FORCIBLY fuck her right in the pussy". He customized the meme. Ya know, for his personal brand.

Now that the ante has been raised for woman beaters... hypothetically speaking... if, say, a quarterback were to force a woman into a bathroom and rape her while my, er, his buds watched the door, what type of punishment would that garner in this new lame climate of accountability? Asking for a friend.

You botched the headline. It should read "Don't Forget: Any Attorney Is A Piece Of Shit"

Hope the Ravens left enough space to erect a larger-than-life Ray Rice sculpture commemorating his patented "bitch-slap" move.

"But Mayweather is the second coming of Jesus"

"Does the phrase go 'Don't wear white after labor day' or is it 'Don't wear white while committing a double murder'? I can't remember. Fuck it. Just put on fake glasses to trick people into thinking you are now a scholarly gentleman"

You know what's really cool? Having self-esteem so low that you can legitimately justify to yourself that you need to write an entire article trying to convince everyone that you are cool.

Come on now. Mary Jane provoked Josh Gordon. So clearly he did nothing wrong.

RAIDERS! With the addition of a CGI Al Davis. Might as well throw in that CGI 2-Pac as the guest special teams coach.

What's the impact when you factor in all the other athletic programs at any given school? Thanks to title 9's forced equality, won't every other student athlete demand compensation as well? Add in potential unionizing and this has the makings of a massive cluster that screws all but the top-tier programs that generate…

Wow. Strange to hear my story told by someone else. It's been over 20 years since I lost both my hemophiliac dad and uncle due to tainted Factor-8. I'm still angry as well. The bigotry that came with being an AIDS carrier back in the 80's was brutal. Hard to come to terms with the fact that the transfusions that kept…

The Royals have been extinct for 20+ years.

waaaaaay off. For every one person rooting for Denver within a hundred mile radius of KC, there are 100,000 people praying that both of Manning's legs get the Anderson Silva treatment on his first snap.

If Texas = #5, then Hinton's credibility = ZERO.