You’re an idiot and you’re dumb. That was true in the 1990s wake the fuck up and take a look around, women’s rights have already been stripped how much more is it going to take before you privilieged ass white people stop saying “OOOO BUT THEY”RE BOTH BAD” grow the fuck up I don’t want to keep voting Democrat and I…

When he takes off his helmet in the final episode it’s really Mad Mardigan.

And also, the original show was mostly awful.

A bear in the closet. And during pride month?!?!

No, no, don’t mention The Last Jedi, it’ll bring out the haters. “TLJ made me hate Star Wars. I’m not interested in anything they’re making anymore. I mean, I’ll go see The Rise of Skywalker a few times, but only out of morbid curiosity and so I can say how terrible it was online.” And don’t forget, “I don’t hate…

I think you’re WAAAAAAAAY too hard on the show. It actually achieves real scope, excitement, tension, and emotion — something rare for the vast majority of iterations of Trek, on either the big and small screens. Perfect? No. But it actually feels like a fresh take (thank GOD) on Trek and really found a tone of…

I feel bad for the Russos.  Like, they have to be internally eyerolling so hard at this, but they have to suck it up and answer waves and waves of inane questions that have nothing to do with the actual movie.  

And I expect fans to not be pretentious twats but, hey, life is full of disappointments.

You know what nobody gives a shit about?

Ladies and gentlemen, case in point.

I’m gonna get a lot of flack for this but my take is Scarlett Johansson is conventionally attractive and a bonefide star, proven as a lead capable of carrying a movie?

It’s a shame that even with all the extra emphasis on the Chiss, we still haven’t met the Chiss King. I bet his fashion sense is fantastic.

“Indian Love Call” by Slim Whitman. That’ll do it.

Except Gwendoline Christie plays Phasma in the new Star Wars films, and Phoebe Waller-Bridge of “Fleabag” plays this particular droid that you’re butthurt about...

Oh boo-hoo, your heroes gently turned to ash and floated away. Try watching Prowl’s eyes turn red and flames come out of his mouth when he was killed. Or seeing Wheeljack’s corpse shoved aside without mention. Or Optimus Prime turn charcoal black when he died. In my day we knew how to traumatize children!

Yoda says...

That’s Dad if you’re Nasti.

Now he’s Liukin for a new job.

I wish we could stop using the ISIS moniker, it’s not even accurate and it’s ruining a perfectly good stripper’s name.

No, they are using real violence to try to stop different ideas from being shared. Milo was a bomb thrower, but he still had the right to speak. Coulter has had 12 books on the NY best seller, and definitely should have the right to speak. She should sue the school for all they have. Liberals used to be famous for…