One thing that struck me from reading Sidney Blumenthal's book, The Clinton Wars, was that Monica Lewinsky was a lot smarter than the prosecutors had expected. They thought it would be easy to trap her into incriminating Clinton, but she turned out to be very focused and certain in her testimony. She made the lawyers…

Right? It's in the tone that you'd say "oh, well that teenager didn't show the good judgement we expect of him when he stayed out two hours past curfew". Every Federal Prosecutor makes a few silly mistakes, who among us has never harassed an innocent woman when we were middle-aged, fully qualified and in a position of…

I'd rather blame Kenneth Starr and pretty much the entire GOP for going overboard about a blow job of all things.

I'm glad she told them to go fuck themselves. Good for you, Monica. Good for you.

And her stints on Drunk History are AWESOME.

THIS IS OKAY BUT IF A GIRL DOES IT SHE IS A BAD WHOREFACE BADDIE.

I don't know who "Madelaine Davies" is, but she sounds dangerous.

Because he holds out delusional hope that he'll get a week's worth of sex with an attractive young woman in return for chipping in for some portion of her vacation.

So, I used to be a book blogger for YA books, popular enough that the New York Times seemed to think I had an opinion worth sharing at one point or another. And there are plenty of things I could say about how publishers rely too much on bloggers and court them too heavily. But. BUT.

"You're fat," I shouted. And then I poured the entire bottle of hydrogen peroxide on her head.

Is it the same? Every single internet discussion about small boobs I see is immediately overrun by gentlemen from the "Itty Bitty Titty Committee" (yes they use that vomitaceous phrase) who want to make it absolutely, unmistakably, douchetastically clear that their boners are way into small breasts.

About how women with small tits are a non-issue and can still find people who want to have sex with them regardless? That sounds fine.

Why is this not worthy of a Jezebel post? It's about how gender stereotypes don't actually matter to regular people. That's pretty Jezebel-worthy.

For maximum authenticity, the clothing shown is actually made with slave labor in Bangledesh.

I got this.

Things hadn't been going well with Mr. JackAss for a couple months, but I had decided to stick through it during the holidays. Then, one afternoon, he offered to let me drive his Jeep. I shifted over to the driver's seat as he walked around to the other side. I adjusted the seat, and checked the mirrors as…

doesn't that also describe online dating, too, though? or ... dating in general? what does the app have to do with it?

She says, "seriously"? That's expert dissing? What am I missing.

You may not care about fashion but the people who worked hard on that show do. It's rude to dismiss their efforts.

You're entirely missing the point. A few of the people they interviewed had it exactly right when they said that while it wasn't a place they themselves would choose to frequent because of those reasons, it was their restaurant and as long as they were honest (and other nearby options were available, which, in San…

Hostile? They're announcing upfront that if you have Celiac you shouldn't eat at the restaurant. Restaurants shouldn't be all things for all people.